Homeward Bound and Gagged

[sexyhkyplayer] hey how do I start out without sounding like the other guys here, hey whats up

[MistressSylvia] aww

[MistressSylvia] you just failed

[sexyhkyplayer] how come?

[MistressSylvia] everyone asks what's up

[MistressSylvia] never what's down

[MistressSylvia] and that's always the most important

[sexyhkyplayer] haha damn..

[sexyhkyplayer] i tihnk i should get a second chance..

[MistressSylvia] i think you might be right

[MistressSylvia] i'm gonna call you chance

[MistressSylvia] cause i'm gonna give you a second chance

[sexyhkyplayer] sounds good to mee

[MistressSylvia] the name is sassy, by the way

[MistressSylvia] MEOW!!

[sexyhkyplayer] hey sassy

[MistressSylvia] hey chance

[MistressSylvia] we're so far from home

[MistressSylvia] all here in the wilderness

[MistressSylvia] what do you want to do?

[sexyhkyplayer] all alonee

[sexyhkyplayer] i wanna get you horny of course

[MistressSylvia] but shadow is here too

[MistressSylvia] do you want him to watch? meoooow

[sexyhkyplayer] whatever makes you wetter

[MistressSylvia] i don't like being wet

[MistressSylvia] rememer when i fell down that waterfall

[MistressSylvia] and you thought i was dead

[MistressSylvia] it was so scary

[MistressSylvia] and i was so wet

[sexyhkyplayer] how can i make you horny if you cant be wet sassyy

[MistressSylvia] i thnk i'd be hornier if we made it home

[sexyhkyplayer] i agree

[MistressSylvia] let's try to make it home

[MistressSylvia] no matter how incredible the journey

[sexyhkyplayer] lets go

[MistressSylvia] i start trotting, up the mountain path

[MistressSylvia] my tail fluttering in the air

Bon Appétit

[sissypanties] You are my submissive girlfriend.We have been living

together for about 2years now.One night you get off work a few hours

early. Instead of calling me you deceide surprise me.When you get home

your the one who is surprised. You find me asleep in our bed I am

wearing just a pair of your pink lace panties.When you look over at

the tv you see a porno playing of white guys in panties sucking and

getting fucked by well hung blk men.

[MistressSylvia] Honey?!

[MistressSylvia] I gently nudge you awake

[sissypanties] my eyes widen startled seeing u there

[MistressSylvia] We need to talk about something

[sissypanties] um yea i think we do

[sissypanties] your home early

[MistressSylvia] im too tired to cook tonight. but if i keep putting

this off, im never going to get through every recipe in a year

[sissypanties] you can always double up another day hun

[MistressSylvia] aww

[MistressSylvia] you're so loving and understanding

[sissypanties] i try to be

[MistressSylvia] you give me the energy to keep cooking!

[MistressSylvia] wanna put some trousers on over those panties and give me

a hand in the kitchen?

[sissypanties] i think i can do that you seem to be taking this rather well

[MistressSylvia] you do it every night, honey

[MistressSylvia] i would have left some time ago if i wasnt ok with it

[MistressSylvia] plus you do such a good job washing them

[sissypanties] you knew i wore your panties thought i hid it well

[sissypanties] why didnt u say anything

[MistressSylvia] i guess i've just been so wrapped up in this blog

that i just have ignored it

[sissypanties] ic

[sissypanties] i went to get sum porn to watch while you was gone and

the lady at video store gave me this by mistake didnt know it til i

got home to watch it

[MistressSylvia] it's ok if you're gay honey

[MistressSylvia] the phone rings

[MistressSylvia] i answer it

[MistressSylvia] omg

[MistressSylvia] omg

[MistressSylvia] it was a publisher

[MistressSylvia] they want to make my blog into a book

[sissypanties] congradulations hun

[sissypanties] i am so proud of you

[sissypanties] and i am not gay more bi curious than anything was

shocked at first watching the porn but strangly turned on

[MistressSylvia] that's like the first time i read the art of french cooking!

[MistressSylvia] i totally understand

[sissypanties] do u honestly think i am gay as much as we have sex

[MistressSylvia] i don't think about

[MistressSylvia] i just think, what would julia think…

[MistressSylvia] *CUT SCENE*

[MistressSylvia] *FADE IN*

[MistressSylvia] It's paris, 1954

[MistressSylvia] you are a diplomat

[MistressSylvia] you come in and see me, my tall frame hunched over while chopping onions

[sissypanties] (i guess ur not really into my scene)

[MistressSylvia] you can still wear panties here

[MistressSylvia] it's europe!

[sissypanties] (was kinda hoping to turn my scene into a 3sum scene)

[MistressSylvia] well, we're in france now

[MistressSylvia] so im sure that's more than possible

[sissypanties] I walk in seeing you chopping onions walking up behind

you hugging you from behind and kissing you as i feel you up

[MistressSylvia] i make a high pitch cooing noise

[MistressSylvia] there's a knock at the door

[MistressSylvia] it's jacques pepin

[MistressSylvia] wearing a toque and white uniform

[MistressSylvia] he has more onions

The Devil Wears Little

[Ragescreamer] sup

[MistressSylvia] you're my assistant

[MistressSylvia] so i need you to do EVERYTHING i say

[MistressSylvia] to make this work

[Ragescreamer] ur a femdom?

[MistressSylvia] no, i'm the editor-in-chief

[Ragescreamer] hm. continue

[MistressSylvia] your blouse offends me

[MistressSylvia] change it now

[Ragescreamer] im a guy

[MistressSylvia] not if you want to work for me you're not

[MistressSylvia] EMILY

[MistressSylvia] EMILY

[Ragescreamer] wat turns u on? im not emily

[MistressSylvia] the other assistant whispers to you "she calls all the

new girls emily. just play along"

[Ragescreamer] and im asking my manager nicely. wat turns u on?

[MistressSylvia] prompt fulfillment of my requests

[Ragescreamer] fine, but my manager better reward me well for this.

"i change my SHIRT"

[MistressSylvia] emily, get me two non fat double lattes with skim milk and a steak

[Ragescreamer] i want a different name. call me Sam. short for

samantha but still sounds like a guys name

[Ragescreamer] as u wish

[MistressSylvia] that will be all

[MistressSylvia] get out of my office

[Ragescreamer] i bow and leave

[MistressSylvia] you get a phone call

[MistressSylvia] it's ralph lauren

[Ragescreamer] i just came to some porn. i lost my mood. sry hun

[MistressSylvia] EMILY

[MistressSylvia] you're fired

[MistressSylvia] worst assistant ever

*** Ragescreamer has gone offline.