Monday, August 31, 2009

The Final Frontier


It's so beautiful...

[theguyuwant] hey ther
[MistressSylvia] hi
[theguyuwant] hpw u doin sexy
[MistressSylvia] sparkly
[MistressSylvia] i got so much body glitter everywhere
[theguyuwant] can i sparkle with u
[MistressSylvia] the package was so hard to open
[MistressSylvia] it just sprayed everything
[MistressSylvia] yes, please sparkle with me
[MistressSylvia] we'll be like two shining stars atwinkle
[theguyuwant] great lol
[theguyuwant] exactly
[theguyuwant] btw did u say ur ugly
[theguyuwant] ur sexy as fuck
[MistressSylvia] aww thanks
[MistressSylvia] wanna rp starsex
[theguyuwant] i would love to lol
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] i'm the north star
[MistressSylvia] bright and constant
[MistressSylvia] who do you want to be?
[theguyuwant] the BIG dipper
[theguyuwant] how we gonna do this lol
[MistressSylvia] i wink at you
[theguyuwant] i float my ass over to u
[theguyuwant] hello?
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle
[theguyuwant] i twinkle back
[theguyuwant] from my crotch
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle from each nipple
[theguyuwant] my twinkler becomes a lil bigger and shinier
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle brighter
[theguyuwant] can u join forces and make a brighter star?
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] lets try it
[theguyuwant] k...
[theguyuwant] ii shimmer toward u twinkler twinkiling
[MistressSylvia] you penetrate me at hypersonic speed, over 600 kilometers a second, setting up a massive shock wave that would compress and heat the entire sun above thermonuclear ignition temperatures
[theguyuwant] yes absolutely
[theguyuwant] its something like weve never had
[MistressSylvia]it takes only an hour for you to smash through, but the damage is irreversible
[theguyuwant] but to us its lightnig speed
[MistressSylvia] mmmm oh yeah
[theguyuwant] god damn i keep looking at ur pic
[MistressSylvia] our super-heatedness releases as much fusion energy in that hour as it normally does in 100 million years. the buildup of pressure would force gas outward at speeds far above escape velocity
[theguyuwant] its makin me so horny
[theguyuwant] where r u from in the us
[MistressSylvia] cape canaveral
[theguyuwant] o shit
[theguyuwant] come to cali
[theguyuwant] haha
[MistressSylvia] within a few hours you would have blown yourself apart. meanwhile the agent of this catastrophe, I, would continue blithely on my way--not that we would be around to care about the injustice of it all
[MistressSylvia] then i explode and become a supernova
[theguyuwant] oooo i like
[MistressSylvia] then a massively dense black hole
[theguyuwant] nooo
[MistressSylvia] you're in the event horizon
[MistressSylvia] be careful
[MistressSylvia] escape while you still have time
[theguyuwant] i barely escape
[MistressSylvia] i am infinitely dense
[MistressSylvia] and cannot see you because light cannot escape me
[theguyuwant] so what do i do!
[MistressSylvia] tell my story
[MistressSylvia] tell our story
[MistressSylvia] dont let it be forgotten
[theguyuwant] i will!
[MistressSylvia] goodbye, my twinkling friend and lover
[MistressSylvia] ...goodbye
[MistressSylvia] omg i just came
*** theguyuwant has gone offline.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Such Majestic Creatures

I only wish it could have lasted even longer.

[darkterry] hey
[MistressSylvia] hi
[darkterry] how are you doin
[MistressSylvia] horny as a panda on chinese new year
[darkterry] lol
[darkterry] so i guess pandas are the horniest animals
[MistressSylvia] are they ever!!
[MistressSylvia] wanna do some panda rp
[darkterry] that some original rp
[MistressSylvia] mmmm but it get my clit hard
[darkterry] ok sure you start
[MistressSylvia] i'm sitting in a forest of tall, verdant and leafy bamboo
[MistressSylvia] crunching on a lone stalk
[MistressSylvia] hidden from you behind a sensual veil of more bamboo
[darkterry] searching for bamboo, i stumble across you
[MistressSylvia] startled, i drop my bamboo, chewing disdainfully
[darkterry] notice the bamboo droppin and look at you suprised and excited
[MistressSylvia] the chinese researchers behind the glass partition giddily squeal, knowing we may breed
[MistressSylvia] their squeals startle me
[MistressSylvia] i drop more bamboo
[MistressSylvia] and look around with wide, black, panda eyes
[darkterry] i approach you and take one bamboo and give it to you
[MistressSylvia] i make a crooning noise
[MistressSylvia] i take the bamboo and lick your paw
[MistressSylvia] it is soft and smells of bamboo, my favorite
[darkterry] i make a panda moan as i watch you doin it
[MistressSylvia] i make a panda sandwich out of 2 pieces of bamboo and a small grub
[darkterry] i take the sandwich and put it in your mouth and eat it with you
[MistressSylvia] mwwaahahamwa
[MistressSylvia] i say eating it giddily
[darkterry] i rub my nose against yours
[MistressSylvia] i purr like a civet cat
[MistressSylvia] a close relative of ours
[darkterry] i lick your nose with my tongue
[MistressSylvia] suddenly, a chinese researchers shoots at me with a blowdart
[MistressSylvia] i make a gutteral noise as my head falls to the bamboo leaf foliage below
*** darkterry has gone offline.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Just Dance

This poor guy had no idea what was going on. And neither did we. Thanks Google!

[gb69] wanna chat
[MistressSylvia] i wanna take a ride on your disco stick
[gb69] do you like it
[MistressSylvia] I like you a lot, lot, think you're really hot, hot
[gb69] im glad - would certainly enjoy it if you were riding it
[MistressSylvia] Need a man who likes it rough. Likes it rough, likes it rough (baby likes it a-rough)
[gb69] would certainly like to give to you rough - fuck you hard hey..
[MistressSylvia] The only place you'll want to be Is underneath my Christmas tree
[gb69] sunds good to me - what a gift..
[MistressSylvia] I'd love a boat by the beach on the west coast. Oh yeah. And I'd enjoy some fine champagne while my girls toast. Oh yeah.
[gb69] if you say so,
[MistressSylvia] Oh, why dontcha?
[gb69] of course i do..
[MistressSylvia] Shake your kitty (meow)
[gb69] just put my photo the profile - you like
[MistressSylvia] Don't be dirty ice cream, baby
[gb69] love cream babes
[gb69] what do you like to lick
[MistressSylvia] That's money, honey
*** gb69 has gone offline.

The De Vil Within Her.


[Essentially_Hung] care to talk dirty?
[MistressSylvia] oh yeah
[Essentially_Hung] what are you wearing?
[MistressSylvia] a yellow fur coat with a billowing collar
[MistressSylvia] a tiny black dress
[MistressSylvia] sassy, sexy red heels
[Essentially_Hung] sexy
[MistressSylvia] and a long cigarette holder
[Essentially_Hung] sexier
[MistressSylvia] and a purse made of small animal tails
[Essentially_Hung] you should get naked
[MistressSylvia] darling, never! fashion first
[Essentially_Hung] are you at least not wearing underwear?
[MistressSylvia] i am. it is made of baby penguin skin
[Essentially_Hung] is it crotchless?
[MistressSylvia] of course
[MistressSylvia] because baby penguins don’t have crotches
[MistressSylvia] wanna help make a fantasy I’ve been having a reality?
[Essentially_Hung] what did you have in mind?
[MistressSylvia] well...*i lick my lips seductively*
[MistressSylvia] i want...
[MistressSylvia] well, i need...
[Essentially_Hung] yes
[Essentially_Hung] well?
[MistressSylvia] PUPPIES!
*** Essentially_Hung has gone offline.

Listen! Hey!


[theguyuwant] hey!
[theguyuwant] id love to chat with u
[MistressSylvia] oh boy!
[MistressSylvia] i love to chat!
[MistressSylvia] especially with myself
[theguyuwant] haha
[theguyuwant] wow
[theguyuwant] attitude
[theguyuwant] aight i see
[theguyuwant] i can throw it back dont worry
[MistressSylvia] ooo
[MistressSylvia] i like your style
[MistressSylvia] sexysnookies
[theguyuwant] sexysnookies
[theguyuwant] thats a new one
[MistressSylvia] i got a whole purse full
[MistressSylvia] and some in my bra
[theguyuwant] haha
[theguyuwant] would love to see those
[MistressSylvia] you cant see them with the naked eye
[theguyuwant] well how can u see em
[MistressSylvia] a lens of truth
[theguyuwant] where can i get that
[MistressSylvia] it's in a chest
[MistressSylvia] by a cemetery
[theguyuwant] where s the cemetery
[MistressSylvia] it's by the village with the windmill
[MistressSylvia] it's guarded by skeletons
[theguyuwant] this is ridiculous lol
*** theguyuwant has gone offline
[MistressSylvia] Hey, listen. Fuck you!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Zoinks

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Saturday, August 8, 2009

A Return to Normalcy

This post brought to you by Mrs. P's 4th period AP US History.

[Masterking] hello there ;-)
[MistressSylvia] hey there cutie patootie
[Masterking] up to some no strings online fun? :-)
[MistressSylvia] you know it big boy
[Masterking] finally somebody who dont mess around
[MistressSylvia] never
[MistressSylvia] ever!
[Masterking] well, well, thats young lady!
[MistressSylvia] so you wanna rp something steamy?
[Masterking] i heard about your passion for cocks and one is ready for u here...even on cam, if u wish
[MistressSylvia] i need a little foreplay
[MistressSylvia] a situation a setting
[MistressSylvia] set the scene while i get the necessary lotions
[Masterking] as u wish, lady
[Masterking] im a twitchy foreign guy who meet classy, but naughty lady i a bar
[MistressSylvia] ooh it's a prohibition era speakeasy
[MistressSylvia] my name is Flats McTeague
[MistressSylvia] hello twitchy stranger
[Masterking] oh, hi...he-hello, beautiful lady, let me introduce myself, my name is Martin Korkowski
[MistressSylvia] why hello, gorgeous. how are you liking the roaring 20s?
[Masterking] im fresh immigrant from Europe...i escaped from my poord country, tryin to fullfill my dreams in this country of endless possibilities...
[Masterking] and i think, i just met one of my dreams
[MistressSylvia] aww, you're sweet
[MistressSylvia] how was the crossing?
[Masterking] it was really hard, beautiful lady, 3 weeks in a stokehold of steam boat made me a tough guy...can't u see it on my rough hands?
[Masterking] (touching ladys cheek softly)
[Masterking] oh, excuse my bad manners lady, didnt want to ruin that beauty with my dirty hands...
[MistressSylvia] aww it's ok
[MistressSylvia] how was Ellis island?
[Masterking] i was like heavens gate for us, with that majestic statue of liberty...we were born again, when we entered this paradise...never thought angel like you will wait for me here
[MistressSylvia] i'd do anything for the huddled masses
[MistressSylvia] be a sugar and buy me a drink?
[Masterking] anything for my gorgeous lady...what would it be? whiskey?
[MistressSylvia] how about something form your homeland...
[Masterking] hey bartender, double vodka for this amazing lady!!! and hurry up, this lady cant wait!!
[MistressSylvia] aww, thanks you
[MistressSylvia] so why'd you leave your country?
[Masterking] here u are, my angel, taste piece of my homeland
[Masterking] we had really tough times there...no work, no money...and no chance to meet and take care of gorgeous young ladies like you, without resources...so i dediced to try my luck in this new world...and its not goin bad, i can tell u ;-)
[MistressSylvia] oh good!!
[MistressSylvia] what do you do? my dad owns a meat packing plant and can help get oyu work.
[Masterking] got different jobs from time to time, but still lookin for stable and serious job, so if u help me, i would owe u my whole life and i will do anyting for u, my saviour (im on my knees, passionately kissing lady's hand
[MistressSylvia] i form my hand into a tiny mouth and excited receive your french hand kisses
[Masterking] oh dear lady, ur hands r so soft and silky, i bet ur lips tastes like strawberries in a summer
[Masterking] lookin to ladies eyes passionately, waiting for that moment to come
[MistressSylvia] are you living in a tenement buiilding?
[Masterking] yes, my lady, its not a miracle, but still i have roof above my head
[MistressSylvia] oh good
[Masterking] would lady wish to visit my place?
[MistressSylvia] yes
[MistressSylvia] describe it to me in complete historical accuracy
[Masterking] quite complicated, but i can try it :-P
[MistressSylvia] accuracy makes me so hot
[Masterking] hmmm ;-)
[MistressSylvia] ahhhh
[Masterking] got small flat on a third floor in a block on 9th street in Hoboken
[MistressSylvia] omg i love cake boss!!!
[MistressSylvia] sorry back to the 20s
[Masterking] its ok ;-)
[Masterking] one room with bathroom with sink and toilet
[MistressSylvia] oh very nice a bathroom
[Masterking] window to the courtyard
[MistressSylvia] that is a very modern convenience
[MistressSylvia] yay no airshaft!!
[MistressSylvia] real window!!!!
[Masterking] i said it will be complicated :-P got no experiences with ny 20's achitecture ;-)
[MistressSylvia] its ok baby
[MistressSylvia] its all good
[Masterking] i dont know :-)
[Masterking] but if u say so ;-)
[Masterking] got nothing, but one bed and one closet inside
[MistressSylvia] how many men do you share the bed with?
[MistressSylvia] as is the custom in immigrant housing
[Masterking] with two, lady
[Masterking] thats why i wanna fin better job, so i can afford better place
[MistressSylvia] wanna study for your citizenship test with me?
[Masterking] it would be pleasure for me
[Masterking] im sure, u can teach me everything
[MistressSylvia] ok some questions
[MistressSylvia] Why did we fight the civil war?

(...2 minute pause)

[Masterking] because fo slavery?
[MistressSylvia] Exactly!
[MistressSylvia] you are on your way to being an american
[MistressSylvia] who was our last president (it's currently 1927)?

(...4 minute pause)

[Masterking] calvin coolidge
[MistressSylvia] right!
[MistressSylvia] you are so smart
[Masterking] thanx lady :-)
[MistressSylvia] What are the roots causes of our current emphasies on domestic policy over foreign relations? Why are we so isolationistic right now? Is this a prudent policy?
[MistressSylvia] (I'm touching myself right now)
[MistressSylvia] mmm
[MistressSylvia] u there?

(...10 minute pause)

[Masterking] yes im here :-)
[MistressSylvia] oh yay
[Masterking] cos usa always wanted to be economically independent, and first roots came dirung wrold war first, when they deciced to earn on war rahter to participate fom the start
[MistressSylvia] i'm so turned on by your intellectual ability
[MistressSylvia] we have sex
[MistressSylvia] you never knowing my real name
[MistressSylvia] welcome to america
*** Masterking has gone offline.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

A Very Lonely Goatherd

You don't touch Julie Andrews. You don't touch her in bed with seven children. You just don't.


[shybuthard] hi
[MistressSylvia] hi
[shybuthard] how r u hon
[shybuthard] ?
[MistressSylvia] delightful
[shybuthard] interesting what r u up to?
[MistressSylvia] teaching my foundlings to sing
[shybuthard] im intrigued
[shybuthard] you are a gorgeous girl btw
[MistressSylvia] why thank you
[MistressSylvia] it’s why i had to leave the nunnery
[shybuthard] well im sure all guys are attracted to you
[shybuthard] i can't stop looking at your beauty
[MistressSylvia] thanks
[MistressSylvia] my employer thinks so too
[MistressSylvia] though he's dating someone else
[MistressSylvia] i just want him to notice me
[shybuthard] well i wish i could be that guy
[shybuthard] id be all over u
[shybuthard] give u such a good time
[MistressSylvia] the damn baroness
[MistressSylvia] ruining everything
[MistressSylvia] i just want to fill the house with music, if you know
what i mean?
[shybuthard] i know what u mean
[shybuthard] i wish i could do that for u
[MistressSylvia] so what are a few of your favorite things?
[MistressSylvia] mine include but are not limited to whiskers on
kittens and hot apple strudel
[shybuthard] i love going to the gym, and im a rly good hockey player
[shybuthard] lol
[shybuthard] you are an interesting person
[shybuthard] i like it
[MistressSylvia] aww thanks
[MistressSylvia] so can i welcome you into my lakehouse?
[shybuthard] id loved to be welcomed
[MistressSylvia] come on in
[MistressSylvia] i blow a whistle
[shybuthard] in i enter
[shybuthard] intrigued to see the place
[MistressSylvia] 7 children dressed in drapery fabric obediently enter and line up and say their names
[MistressSylvia] these are my foundlings
[shybuthard] ah
[MistressSylvia] i hardly have time to myself with these handfuls
[MistressSylvia] could use some me-time
[shybuthard] i dont mind helping
[MistressSylvia] oh yeah
[MistressSylvia] the kids sing a farewell song, using many different languages
[MistressSylvia] i ring a triangle and take you up to my room
[shybuthard] i enter your room
[shybuthard] curiously
[MistressSylvia] i let you in
[MistressSylvia] I’m wearing a lace nightgown that covers everything
[shybuthard] i walk in and jump on your bed
[MistressSylvia] there's a rapping at the window
[MistressSylvia] a busty young lady in sopping wet clothes comes in
[shybuthard] im shocked
[shybuthard] kinda scared
[MistressSylvia] "liesl!" i cry. what are you doing here?
[MistressSylvia] "frauline maria, im so sorry."
[MistressSylvia] "this is about a boy" i reply.
[shybuthard] im in freaking out
[MistressSylvia] calm down its just a storm
[MistressSylvia] thunder looks and sounds scary, but it cant hurt you
[shybuthard] i relax
[MistressSylvia] liesl tells me about her boyfriend rolf
[MistressSylvia] "he sounds like a nazi, dear"
[shybuthard] i listen
[MistressSylvia] she sings about being 16 going on 17 and being
capable of making her own decisions
[shybuthard] im fascinated
[MistressSylvia] the other children run in, afraid of the storm like you were
[MistressSylvia] i agree to let them all sleep in my bed
[MistressSylvia] you wanna sleep here too, i ask?
[shybuthard] only if im next to you
[MistressSylvia] what would captain von trapp say (or sing?)
[shybuthard] no idea
[MistressSylvia] ok sleep here between me and little gretel
[shybuthard] i cuddle with u
[MistressSylvia] i cuddle gretel
[shybuthard] i accidently touch your bossoms
[MistressSylvia] i'm deep in sleep, unaware as I’ve been out teaching
the kids their do-re-mis all day and twirling around the city
[shybuthard] i c u dont notice so i continue
[shybuthard] loving every moment
[MistressSylvia] gretel wakes up and cries
[MistressSylvia] Frauline Maria!
[MistressSylvia] The visitor is touching you
[shybuthard] i hesitate
[MistressSylvia] rolf comes
[MistressSylvia] and takes you away
[MistressSylvia] to somewhere...i don't ask questions
[MistressSylvia] in the morning i take the children into the
mountains and we escape austria forever
[shybuthard] why
[MistressSylvia] it's wwii, silly
[MistressSylvia] the nazis want captain von trapp to join his forces
[MistressSylvia] which he would never do
[MistressSylvia] also the baroness died or something
[MistressSylvia] now he wants me
[MistressSylvia] meaning i dont want you
[MistressSylvia] i sing a song about it
[shybuthard] i listen
[shybuthard] sad
[MistressSylvia] it's ok
[MistressSylvia] i get married at a big cathedral
[MistressSylvia] srsly my bridal train is liek a mile long
[shybuthard] wow
[MistressSylvia] dont worry you're invited
*** shybuthard has gone offline.

Do not pass Ho. This will cost a lot more than $200.

It's upsetting to know what he was probably doing every time he disappeared for several minutes after typing "mmmmmmmm."

[8inchdik] hey sexy
[MistressSylvia] hey crinkles
[8inchdik] crinkles?????
[MistressSylvia] just a lil affectionate nickname i came up with just now
[8inchdik] lol
[8inchdik] niiiice
[8inchdik] sooo what r u up to tonight
[MistressSylvia] i just got home from board gmae club
[8inchdik] niiice! did you enjoy yourself
[MistressSylvia] yes!!!! I LOVE BOARD GAMES SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
[8inchdik] lol
[8inchdik] what kind
[MistressSylvia] MONOPOLY
[8inchdik] very nice
[8inchdik] i suck, but enjoy it
[MistressSylvia] can i dom you
[8inchdik] fuck yes
[MistressSylvia] im rich uncle pennybags
[MistressSylvia] you're the terrier game piece
[MistressSylvia] ROLL
[8inchdik] mmmmmmmmmmmmmm rollin
[MistressSylvia] You roll a 7
[MistressSylvia] community chest
[MistressSylvia] draw a card
[MistressSylvia] DRAW
[8inchdik] ok....drawing
[8inchdik] what did i draw
[MistressSylvia] get out of jail free card
[MistressSylvia] keep that
[MistressSylvia] you'll need it later
[8inchdik] mmmm
[MistressSylvia] wait you're a doggy
[8inchdik] niiiice
[MistressSylvia] SPEAK ONLY WITH R AS THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY WORD
[8inchdik] r ru rfuckin rme
[8inchdik] lol
[MistressSylvia] oh yesss
[MistressSylvia] i twirl my cane menacingly
[MistressSylvia] ROLL DOGGY
[8inchdik] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rolling and wagging my tongue
[MistressSylvia] you get a 3
[MistressSylvia] visiting jail
[MistressSylvia] who are you visiting?
[MistressSylvia] PRISON EXCITEMENT INTERLUDE
[MistressSylvia] WHO ARE YOU VISITING DOGGY
[8inchdik] mmmm my ex gf
[8inchdik] ri rneed rto rbury rmy rbone
[MistressSylvia] good boy doggy
[MistressSylvia] I pet you with my cane
[MistressSylvia] ROLL!
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmm
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmrollin
[MistressSylvia] snake eyes
[MistressSylvia] EVEN NUMBERS MAKE ME CLITTY WITTY TREMBLE
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[8inchdik] rme ro
[MistressSylvia] do you want buy water works?
[MistressSylvia] ANSWER ME DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] OR IT'S GOING UP FOR AUCTION
[8inchdik] res
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] DOGGY YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
[8inchdik] ru roh
[MistressSylvia] you'll have to perform sexual favors on the top hat
[MistressSylvia] or you're going to jail
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[8inchdik] ro rk
[8inchdik] rets ro rit
[MistressSylvia] the top hat hops over to you
[8inchdik] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] what do yu do to the top hat doggy
[8inchdik] rump rit
[8inchdik] lol
[MistressSylvia] good boy doggy
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] i pet you with my cane
[MistressSylvia] the water works is yours
[8inchdik] rice re rike
[MistressSylvia] i give you a liver treat
[8inchdik] riiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
[8inchdik] rmmmmhhhmmm rmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] ROLL
[MistressSylvia] ROLL DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] THE RACE CAR IS GONNA WIN IF YOU DONT
[MistressSylvia] IT ALREADY HAS BALTIC
[MistressSylvia] AND ST JAMES
[8inchdik] rmmm rollin
[8inchdik] ruff ruff
[MistressSylvia] you roll a one
[MistressSylvia] CHEATER
[MistressSylvia] DOGGY IS CHEATING
[MistressSylvia] YOU CAN'T GET A ONE WITH TWO DICE
[MistressSylvia] BAD DOGGY
[8inchdik] ru roh
[MistressSylvia] you go to jail
[MistressSylvia] with your ex
[MistressSylvia] your filthy doggy ex
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] WORK OUT YOUR ISSUES
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] NOW
[8inchdik] rum rer ri rill
[MistressSylvia] IDENTIFY THE PERSONAL FAILINGS THAT LED TO THE BREAKUP
[MistressSylvia] SO YOU WONT BE CONDEMNED TO REPEAT THE PAST
[8inchdik] ri rus roo rhorny
[MistressSylvia] if you win the game, you can fuck me
[MistressSylvia] ROLL
[8inchdik] rrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmm
[8inchdik] rollin
[MistressSylvia] not doubles
[MistressSylvia] still in jail
[MistressSylvia] wanna pay or roll again?
[8inchdik] ru roh
[8inchdik] rme rhorny
[MistressSylvia] PAY OR ROLL
[MistressSylvia] NO TIME FOR SEX
[MistressSylvia] THE RACECAR HAS A MONOPOLY
[8inchdik] rhahah
[MistressSylvia] PAY OR ROLL DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] FOR MY LIFE AND YOURS
[MistressSylvia] my white moustache is prickling
[8inchdik] ro rkay
[8inchdik] rollin
[MistressSylvia] doubles! congrats
[MistressSylvia] a ten!
[MistressSylvia] free parking
[MistressSylvia] you get $500
[MistressSylvia] what are you going to do with that money doggy?
[8inchdik] rbuy ru
[8inchdik] rhat rould ri ro
[MistressSylvia] NO
[MistressSylvia] FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS IS NOT ENOUGH
[MistressSylvia] I'M NOT A CHEAP WHORE
[MistressSylvia] I'M FUCKING RICH UNCLE PENNYBAGS
[MistressSylvia] BAD DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] I HIT YOU WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS
[8inchdik] ruuuuck rmeeeee
[8inchdik] rollin rand raggin ry rtail
[MistressSylvia] 12
[MistressSylvia] your on the racecar's boardwalk
[MistressSylvia] its a hotel
[MistressSylvia] describe how you put things into mortgage
[MistressSylvia] DESCRIBE
[8inchdik] rot rfollowing....ri roggy...ri rupid
[MistressSylvia] YOU LOSE
[MistressSylvia] RACECAR WINS
[MistressSylvia] IT FUCKS ME WITH ITS TAILPIPE
[MistressSylvia] I MOAN
[MistressSylvia] OOOOOH EXhaust pipe
[MistressSylvia] YEASzf2qb
[MistressSylvia] ouhbv w
[MistressSylvia] MMMM
[MistressSylvia] i touch its leather interior
[MistressSylvia] sooo smooth on my ass
[8inchdik] rmmmmmm
[8inchdik] riiiiiice
[MistressSylvia] doggy are you watching
[MistressSylvia] do you like what you see doggy
[MistressSylvia] i twirl my moustache between my finers
[8inchdik] resssss
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] clean up the board doggy
[MistressSylvia] lick it up
[8inchdik] rery rice
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[8inchdik] rick rick
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[8inchdik] ruck rme
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] i fuck you
[MistressSylvia] with my cane
[MistressSylvia] then start organizing the bank
*** 8inchdik has gone offline.

More of me to love

How does one assess the fatness of one's pussy?

[turk1] hey
[turk1] how r u
[MistressSylvia] fanta tastic
[turk1] u so hot
[MistressSylvia] got my grape fanta
[MistressSylvia] my pet pig, willis
[MistressSylvia] my soaps
[MistressSylvia] can't complain
[MistressSylvia] how are you?
[turk1] lol
[turk1] good and u
[turk1] do u have a yahoo
[MistressSylvia] no, just yoo hoo
[MistressSylvia] so chocolicious
[turk1] lol
[turk1] let get durty
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] let's be two pigs
[MistressSylvia] my name is misses oinks
[MistressSylvia] you're twirlytail
[MistressSylvia] what do you do piggy?
[turk1] u make my name up
[turk1] look at your sexy body
[MistressSylvia] describe my sexy pig body
[MistressSylvia] mmmm
[turk1] thick fat ass big tits
[turk1] describe my dick
[MistressSylvia] curly like your tail
[turk1] lol
[turk1] how fat is yo pussy
[MistressSylvia] chunkalicius
[MistressSylvia] he eats too much fancy feast
[MistressSylvia] i should feed him less
[MistressSylvia] but he looks so cute while he eats
*** turk1 has gone offline.

I'm such a chocoholic

Don't forget to go see Julie and Julia, premiering tonight at midnight. Check your local listings. Passion. Ambition. Butter. Do you have what it takes?

[UncleTrips] Hey gorgeous, what are you up to???
*** UncleTrips has sent you a friend request. Accept or reject in profile tab.
[MistressSylvia] i'm just studing for my art history final
[UncleTrips] cool, take a break
[UncleTrips] What brings you here?
[UncleTrips] Heeelllooo???
[MistressSylvia] hiiiiiiii
[MistressSylvia] im here to meet a husband
[MistressSylvia] mama says i should start looking because im too much
of a financial drain
[UncleTrips] lol, well...what do you have to offer?
[MistressSylvia] ican cook chocolate that makes people fall in love
and have hot steamy animal sex
[UncleTrips] tell me about the hot steamy animal sex.
[UncleTrips] Heeelllooo???
[UncleTrips] Are you there?
[MistressSylvia] sorry sorry
[MistressSylvia] i went to et the reicpe!!
[MistressSylvia] i'll tell you how to make it
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] you're oing to need half apound of velveeta
[MistressSylvia] 1 cup of butter
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] 1 tsp vanilla extract and a cup of chopped nuts
[MistressSylvia] 2 boxes of confectioners sugar
[MistressSylvia] 1/2 cup cocoa powder
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] the cheese is really where the magic's at!!
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] first you want to melt the butter in a saucepan over
medium heat
[MistressSylvia] put the cheese in there too
[MistressSylvia] mmm yeah it's gonna melt up real good
[MistressSylvia] is this making you hard baby
[UncleTrips] anything else?
[UncleTrips] can i melt the butter on you?
[MistressSylvia] oh yes
[MistressSylvia] but not after it's been in the pan!!! butterburns are
sooo nasty
[MistressSylvia] once its all melted toether add the vanilla and the nuts
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] sift together the dry ingredients
[MistressSylvia] and slowly fold in the molten mixture
[MistressSylvia] the fudge will be very stiff
[MistressSylvia] like your cock
[UncleTrips] yes, very
[MistressSylvia] i pur the fudge onto your penis
[MistressSylvia] it looks like a turd now
[UncleTrips] and its pretty hot too
[MistressSylvia] i cover my hands in buttter
[MistressSylvia] and begin to shape the fudge
[MistressSylvia] im making a sculpture
[UncleTrips] i like that
[MistressSylvia] what do you want your chocodick to look like?
[UncleTrips] I want it to look like whateer you like to suck on
[MistressSylvia] Turkey leg
[MistressSylvia] I make a big juicy chocoturkey leg
[UncleTrips] excellent
[UncleTrips] are you naked while you are doing all of this?
[MistressSylvia] yes
[MistressSylvia] i'm wearing a kiss the cook apron
[MistressSylvia] bacon grease stains painting a picture of a life of toil
[UncleTrips] and nothing else I hope
*** UncleTrips has gone offline.

Hoetry

Because of our schedules, Alex and I usually don't have time to see each other until ungodly hours of the night and into the morning. Needless to say, most of our "victims" end up being from other parts of the world. And now, a trip to Ireland!!


[jibblyjib] hey there sylvia

[MistressSylvia] hey jibbly

[MistressSylvia] thats a great name

[MistressSylvia] where'd you find it?

[jibblyjib] thanks

[MistressSylvia] is it from joyce?

[MistressSylvia] i love james joyce

[jibblyjib] nope

[jibblyjib] it from james

[MistressSylvia] henry james!!!!

[jibblyjib] james ryan actually

[MistressSylvia] oh

[MistressSylvia] tell me a limerick

[MistressSylvia] now!

[MistressSylvia] while i rub myself to the syncopation

[jibblyjib] There was an Old Man in a tree,Who was horribly bored by a Bee;When they said, 'Does it buzz?'He replied, 'Yes, it does!''It's a regular brute of a Bee!'

[MistressSylvia] oh yeahs

[MistressSylvia] o good

[MistressSylvia] haiku

[MistressSylvia] hauku!~!!!

[jibblyjib] I like Cottage Cheese Cottage Cheese is my favorite Yummy Cottage Cheese

[MistressSylvia] MMMMMMM

[MistressSylvia] MY CLIT IS ON FIRE

[MistressSylvia] SONNET SONNET SONNET

[jibblyjib] it shouldnt be

[jibblyjib] that waa senryu not a huiku

[jibblyjib] haikus are serious nd senryu is commical

[jibblyjib] nd i hate writing sonnets!

[MistressSylvia] ok

[MistressSylvia] make an acrostic about my tits

[jibblyjib] too sexy to believe,i want my cock between them,to fuck until ecstasy,shower them with my cum

[MistressSylvia] OMG OMG

[MistressSylvia] OMMMM

[MistressSylvia] MMMMM

[MistressSylvia] i just came

[MistressSylvia] yes yes yes to quote molly bloom from jame joyce's ulysses

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Thank You for Being a Friend (with Benefits)

A tribute to one of the greatest shows television has ever known.

[LASVEGAS MALE] waht are u waering
[MistressSylvia] i'm wearing a silken sleeping robe
[MistressSylvia] it matches my bedspread
[MistressSylvia] you, scoops?
[LASVEGAS MALE] boxers
[LASVEGAS MALE] and a hard dick
[LASVEGAS MALE] in my hand
[MistressSylvia] brb, i need to get another pink lady
[LASVEGAS MALE] wanna holdit
[LASVEGAS MALE] i ll lck your pink right up
[MistressSylvia] sure, i have three roommates who would be happy to help
[LASVEGAS MALE] oh fuk
[LASVEGAS MALE] my cok is so HUGE RIGHT NOW
[LASVEGAS MALE] do your roomate want sum???
[MistressSylvia] which one do you want?
[LASVEGAS MALE] the skinny one
[LASVEGAS MALE] is she a skut
[MistressSylvia] oh, Sophia
[MistressSylvia] oh, is she EVER!!
[LASVEGAS MALE] oh fik sopha
[LASVEGAS MALE] will you suk my cok
[LASVEGAS MALE] and my niplles
[MistressSylvia] let me get her...
[MistressSylvia] Hi, las vegas male
[LASVEGAS MALE] yes
[MistressSylvia] picture it: Sicily 1921
[LASVEGAS MALE] hi what are wearung
[MistressSylvia] a beautiful village maiden wearing nothing but
a white linen dress approaches
[LASVEGAS MALE] i grab you and wrap my hand around your mouth
[LASVEGAS MALE] shove you up against the wall
[LASVEGAS MALE] and start sucking your pussy thru your panties
[LASVEGAS MALE] pull them to th side and tung fuk you so deep
[LASVEGAS MALE] fuk my mouth sophia
[MistressSylvia] "Careful, you'll cough on the dust down there," i say in my thick brooklyn accent
[LASVEGAS MALE] perfect
[LASVEGAS MALE] i turn you around
[LASVEGAS MALE] put you hands on the wall
[MistressSylvia] "Dorothy!!" I yell out
[LASVEGAS MALE] yea
[MistressSylvia] A tall, regal woman in a tunic with shoulder pads walks in and gruffly yells "What are you doing to ma?!"
[LASVEGAS MALE] dorothy can suk my balls
[LASVEGAS MALE] fukin her
[LASVEGAS MALE] like the lil slut she wants 2 b
[LASVEGAS MALE] doggystly
[LASVEGAS MALE] with her on her tippytoes
[LASVEGAS MALE] bouncing on mycok
[MistressSylvia] "Rose, help me!" Dorothy yells. "He's raping me doggy style."
[LASVEGAS MALE] ummmm yesss
[MistressSylvia] An adorable, sturdy gnome of a 50-something year old woman waddles in
[LASVEGAS MALE] u want me 2 rape u?
[MistressSylvia] "Dorothy, I don't see any doggies" she says
[MistressSylvia] "Rose you're so dumb!"
[LASVEGAS MALE] sit on my cok
[MistressSylvia] "I certainly won't!" Rose says. "in St. Olaf, Ingvar the horseman tried that once and he was sent to court. his judge was a chicken named Strom."
[MistressSylvia] the whore of the group, Blanche, walks in
[MistressSylvia] ~a southern vixen with an appetite for men~
[LASVEGAS MALE] now what
[MistressSylvia] "Why didn't you girls invite me?" she asks. "Oh hell, Las Vegas Male, what do you want with me?"
[LASVEGAS MALE] tolick you rass
[MistressSylvia] Oh fiddle dee dee
[LASVEGAS MALE] abd slide my duck in your mouth
[LASVEGAS MALE] do u have astrapon
[LASVEGAS MALE] ?!!!!!
[MistressSylvia] Rose: "I'd love a duck in my mouth!! Mmm...we ate so much duck in St. Olaf"
[MistressSylvia] Blanche: yes, of course I have a strap on!
[MistressSylvia] Sophia: Of course she does!
[LASVEGAS MALE] can i sit onit
[LASVEGAS MALE] oh fukkk
[LASVEGAS MALE] slide it inme blanche
[LASVEGAS MALE] slow
[LASVEGAS MALE] and deeeeep
[LASVEGAS MALE] and rose...
[LASVEGAS MALE] keep gaggin onmy dicl
[LASVEGAS MALE] feel how biggg its gettun as blanche pounds my ass
[MistressSylvia] Rose: gurgle gurgle gurgle
[MistressSylvia] There's a knock at the door
[MistressSylvia] Dorothy gets it
[LASVEGAS MALE] cum in
[MistressSylvia] Her ex, Stan, is at the door
[LASVEGAS MALE] oh yeah
[LASVEGAS MALE] finally
[MistressSylvia] Dorothy: Look what the cat dragged in. What do you want Stan?
[LASVEGAS MALE] how bigg is he
[MistressSylvia] Sopfia: Big enough to knock her up in high school.
[LASVEGAS MALE] wht does he look like
[MistressSylvia] Dorothy: MOMMMM. Trust me, nothing to brag about
[LASVEGAS MALE] i want him frst
[MistressSylvia] he's bald and has a mustache and run a gag gift business from his home
[LASVEGAS MALE] will he fuk me
[MistressSylvia] Stan: Dorothy, what kind of company are you keeping?!
[MistressSylvia] Dorothy: Blanche brought him over.
[LASVEGAS MALE] while you sit on my face
[LASVEGAS MALE] ohyessssss
[LASVEGAS MALE] ride me
[MistressSylvia] Rose: In St. Olaf we once ran out of chairs and had to sit on each others' faces. This will be like the old times!
[LASVEGAS MALE] sophia
[LASVEGAS MALE] perfect
[LASVEGAS MALE] perfectmy cok is throbbong and drpping
[LASVEGAS MALE] clear thick precum
[LASVEGAS MALE] lick it offf 4 me
[LASVEGAS MALE] slowly
[MistressSylvia] Can I get my famous spaghetti sauce first?
[MistressSylvia] makes cum taste like the best lasagna!!
[MistressSylvia] dorothy: Oh mom
[LASVEGAS MALE] bounce on me
[MistressSylvia] Blanche: I don't think my girls can take the excitement
[MistressSylvia] Sophia: Your girls are on the floor anyways, why not
a little bounce?
[MistressSylvia] Dorothy: Shady Pines, Ma!!!
[LASVEGAS MALE] fukmeee
[MistressSylvia] Stan fucks you
[MistressSylvia] The girls go to eat a cheesecake in the kitchen
[LASVEGAS MALE] ueah stan fukme
[MistressSylvia] and discuss Dorothy's chronic fatigue syndrome
[MistressSylvia] Dorothy: I don’t think a hobby is the answer for Ma.
[MistressSylvia] Rose: what do you think is.
[MistressSylvia] Dorothy: Ugh, I wish I knew. I mean let’s face it, life is as interesting as you make it, and at Ma’s age it’s harder to make the effort. I don’t know. I guess I should be grateful she’s at least able to get out, even just to buy a nectarine.
[MistressSylvia] Sophia: Fuck you Dorothy. I'm gonna go fuck Stan and Blanche's stranger. Rafangu!
[LASVEGAS MALE] watch me get fuked
[MistressSylvia] Sophia: Oh what the Christ is going on out here!!!
[LASVEGAS MALE] sophia
[MistressSylvia] Yes?
[LASVEGAS MALE] im over u
*** LASVEGAS MALE has gone offline.

Oprah's Sex Therapy

I think this is how we'll end all our conversations from now on.

[kinky_licker] hello
[kinky_licker] we talked a little a few days ago if you remember
[MistressSylvia] oh yes
[MistressSylvia] where did we leave off? my internet has been so spotty wotty
[kinky_licker] i don't remember where we left
[kinky_licker] i know i had to leave
[MistressSylvia] how do i know you're not going to leave me again
[kinky_licker] only if my internet goes down ;)
[kinky_licker] would you like to talk about sex?
[MistressSylvia] sure!!
[kinky_licker] what kinda sex things are you into?
[MistressSylvia] discussion
[MistressSylvia] analysis
[MistressSylvia] theory
[MistressSylvia] whips
[MistressSylvia] emotions
[MistressSylvia] i was watching oprah today and she said that some men feel like sex is their only outlet for creativity with the masculine ideal telling them to be reserved, creatively speaking
[MistressSylvia] do you feel that way?
[kinky_licker] hmm well,in some kinda way yes.using your imagination and pushing things further sex can be great.including new sex games, fetishes, kinks and so on
[MistressSylvia] but do you feel restricted creatively in non sexual outlets?
[kinky_licker] i mean sex is allready great, but with imagination, and pushing things, spicing things up, it can be better and better
[MistressSylvia] 'cause as a woman, i feel i have so many opportunities
[MistressSylvia] so many craft circles
[kinky_licker] not too much
[MistressSylvia] it's more like a craft spiral!
[MistressSylvia] and how does that make you feel?
[kinky_licker] i can find opportunities, and create some, harder to create, but yes
[MistressSylvia] wow oprah was right!!
[MistressSylvia] do you think you derive your sexual identity more from your mom, dad or siblings?
[MistressSylvia] oprah says your sexdentity is composed of many parts
[kinky_licker] partially, because sex is not the only thing in which you use your imagination
[kinky_licker] i really do not know about that, but i know i have a big sex drive, enjoy it a lot
[MistressSylvia] did your mother?
[kinky_licker] i guess so, didn't talk too much with them about this
[MistressSylvia] oh that's a shame
[MistressSylvia] the parents are such a wonderful resource
[MistressSylvia] you can make up for that
[MistressSylvia] pretend i'm your mother
[MistressSylvia] want do you want to ask me...tell me
[kinky_licker] hmm ok
[kinky_licker] when did you have sex for the first time
[MistressSylvia] it was with your father
[MistressSylvia] we had a very special connection
[MistressSylvia] because i waited for the right man
[MistressSylvia] you should wait for the right woman
[MistressSylvia] or man
[MistressSylvia] we'll still love you and respect you
[MistressSylvia] so long as you're happy
[kinky_licker] hmm that is a nice answer, but not allways waited for the special woman.
[kinky_licker] you two were having sex a lot of times?
[MistressSylvia] mostly in the back of your father's 1972 datsun
[kinky_licker] were you doing only normal sex, or you tried anything else?
[kinky_licker] ?
[MistressSylvia] we were...well
[MistressSylvia] after you were born things got a little boring
[MistressSylvia] so we got into swinging
[kinky_licker] and how is the swinger's lifestyle?
[MistressSylvia] cold and empty
[kinky_licker] why?
[MistressSylvia] after having a baby boy like you, nothing compares to the emotional depth of parenthood
[kinky_licker] do you mean that i ruined your sex life?
[MistressSylvia] no, baby it's not like that
[MistressSylvia] but yes kinda
[MistressSylvia] it's ok
[MistressSylvia] that doesnt mean that you cant have one too
[MistressSylvia] or one that just needs to be online
[MistressSylvia] you can have a real one
[kinky_licker] i actually do have a real one
[kinky_licker] online is more about chatting with people about sex, what they enjoy, what i enjoy, lifestyles and so on
[MistressSylvia] i'm glad to hear that son
[MistressSylvia] i love you
[MistressSylvia] i always have and always will
[kinky_licker] thank you
[MistressSylvia] you're welcome
[MistressSylvia] now it's time for me to go back, Casper
[kinky_licker] tell me about you, do you like spicing things up when it comes to sex?
[MistressSylvia] take care of your Christina Ricci
*** kinky_licker has gone offline.

I don't know what happened here

[x man] hio
[x man] want masturbate?
[MistressSylvia] masturbate god
[MistressSylvia] gd
[MistressSylvia] good
[MistressSylvia] sorry
[MistressSylvia] english not first tongue
[x man] never mine
[x man] msn with cam?
[MistressSylvia] no cam
[MistressSylvia] one room grandma
[MistressSylvia] Dream Zone grandma
[x man] ha
[MistressSylvia] penis tallness describe
[x man] pic?
[MistressSylvia] send fast zippy
[MistressSylvia] to me electric street number?
[x man] give me you msn adrres
[MistressSylvia] oh my sorries
[MistressSylvia] you send to electric street number
[MistressSylvia] msn brokey time picture send wall of fire
[MistressSylvia] ********@*****.com
[MistressSylvia] you send
*** x man has gone offline.
[MistressSylvia] i cry many moments

Monday, August 3, 2009

Heavenly Chat

"The holy grail 'neath ancient Roslin waits. The blade and chalice guarding o'er her gates. Adorned in masters' loving art, she lies. She rests at last beneath the starry skys."

-Robert Langdon, reading off a papyrus scroll

The Da Vinci Code





[sebastian69] Good lord.

[sebastian69] Did you grow them yourself?

[MistressSylvia] no

[MistressSylvia] Jesus did

[sebastian69] I love Jesus.

[sebastian69] : )

[sebastian69] How are you?

[MistressSylvia] Happy as a clam

[MistressSylvia] you?

[sebastian69] Very. Also horny as a goat.

[sebastian69] You?

[sebastian69] Babe, can I please slide my cock between your big tits?

[MistressSylvia] but that's where my cross rosary is

[sebastian69] Hey, if jesus loves me he'll let me have my fun.

[MistressSylvia] so true

[MistressSylvia] wanna rp ?

[sebastian69] Fuck yes.

[MistressSylvia] pick a favorite female saint

[MistressSylvia] we'll do her life as you do her

[sebastian69] Right, that's a bit out there....but ok.

[sebastian69] How about saint mary the slave. I hear she had a great set of knockers too.

[sebastian69] So your tied up in the dungeon and I'm trying to make you renounce Christ, yeah?

[sebastian69] Or, for expediency, I could just wank over your tits.

[MistressSylvia] Oh please, sir I believe in Christ with all my heart

[MistressSylvia] i will never renounce

[MistressSylvia] Him

[sebastian69] We'll see about that.

[sebastian69] Guards, leave me alone with the prisoner.

[sebastian69] they march out.

[sebastian69] I turn to you, archly.

[MistressSylvia] Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae. Et in Iesum Christum, Filium eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, I say

[sebastian69] Definitely.

[MistressSylvia] Suddenly an angel flies in

[MistressSylvia] STOP he yells, his angel muscles bulging

[sebastian69] Fuck off, angel.

[sebastian69] I'm trying to get my game on.

[MistressSylvia] He casts a level 4 angel spell on you

[MistressSylvia] he has no belly button because he wasn't born of a mother

[sebastian69] (You don't really want to cyber, do you?)

[MistressSylvia] the angel does silly badilly

[MistressSylvia] he doens't have original sin so he can do anything

[MistressSylvia] i gotta be careful

[sebastian69] But I don't want to fuck an angel, I want to fuck a girl with massive baps.

[MistressSylvia] an angel's like a bogart

[MistressSylvia] he can shift into anything

[MistressSylvia] but not what you fear......what you desire most

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Stump Sex

To be honest, this just makes us uncomfortable.



[BarbaricCock] hey there gorgeous

[MistressSylvia] hello Mr. Cock!!

[BarbaricCock] haha :)

[BarbaricCock] those tits look huge

[BarbaricCock] and juicy

[BarbaricCock] how big are they?

[MistressSylvia] you know when watermelons get kinda old and fill with fermented juice and kinda puff up

[MistressSylvia] them's my tits

[BarbaricCock] mm

[BarbaricCock] my cock would look amazing between them

[BarbaricCock] care to guess how big?

[MistressSylvia] 24 cm

[BarbaricCock] correct

[BarbaricCock] you like it?

[MistressSylvia] yes IM SO GOOD AT COCK SIZE GUESSING

[MistressSylvia] i should open up a booth at a carnival

[MistressSylvia] make me guess the size of another part of your body or object in your house

[BarbaricCock] mmm you think you can deep throat it?

[MistressSylvia] if you dont mind vomit on your lap then yes!!!

[BarbaricCock] haha would you at least try? :P

[MistressSylvia] yes!! mama taught me there's no "fail" in "try"!!!

[BarbaricCock] haha welll then, open up

[MistressSylvia] I open my mouth

[MistressSylvia] OH FUCK my dentures!!! Hold on I didn't use the right adhesive

[BarbaricCock] kk

[MistressSylvia] I thought it would work even though ti said it was expired

[MistressSylvia] *I smile playfully as I squeeze out a fresh line of adhesive*

[MistressSylvia] my exposed gums give me an idea

[BarbaricCock] hehe

[MistressSylvia] would this be...your first time....without teeth?

[BarbaricCock] oh yes

[MistressSylvia] nothing...to get in the way

[BarbaricCock] mm milk my cock

[MistressSylvia] moo for me

[BarbaricCock] moo? lol

[MistressSylvia] yeah baby

[BarbaricCock] suck on it babe

[MistressSylvia] should i take off my wig

[BarbaricCock] do it

[MistressSylvia] and prosthetic limbs

[BarbaricCock] oh man this will be amazing

[MistressSylvia] i roll over to you on my special body skate

[MistressSylvia] are you ready for some head

[BarbaricCock] hell ya

[MistressSylvia] I remove my head

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