I'm such a chocoholic

Don't forget to go see Julie and Julia, premiering tonight at midnight. Check your local listings. Passion. Ambition. Butter. Do you have what it takes?

[UncleTrips] Hey gorgeous, what are you up to???
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[MistressSylvia] i'm just studing for my art history final
[UncleTrips] cool, take a break
[UncleTrips] What brings you here?
[UncleTrips] Heeelllooo???
[MistressSylvia] hiiiiiiii
[MistressSylvia] im here to meet a husband
[MistressSylvia] mama says i should start looking because im too much
of a financial drain
[UncleTrips] lol, well...what do you have to offer?
[MistressSylvia] ican cook chocolate that makes people fall in love
and have hot steamy animal sex
[UncleTrips] tell me about the hot steamy animal sex.
[UncleTrips] Heeelllooo???
[UncleTrips] Are you there?
[MistressSylvia] sorry sorry
[MistressSylvia] i went to et the reicpe!!
[MistressSylvia] i'll tell you how to make it
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] you're oing to need half apound of velveeta
[MistressSylvia] 1 cup of butter
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] 1 tsp vanilla extract and a cup of chopped nuts
[MistressSylvia] 2 boxes of confectioners sugar
[MistressSylvia] 1/2 cup cocoa powder
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] the cheese is really where the magic's at!!
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] first you want to melt the butter in a saucepan over
medium heat
[MistressSylvia] put the cheese in there too
[MistressSylvia] mmm yeah it's gonna melt up real good
[MistressSylvia] is this making you hard baby
[UncleTrips] anything else?
[UncleTrips] can i melt the butter on you?
[MistressSylvia] oh yes
[MistressSylvia] but not after it's been in the pan!!! butterburns are
sooo nasty
[MistressSylvia] once its all melted toether add the vanilla and the nuts
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] sift together the dry ingredients
[MistressSylvia] and slowly fold in the molten mixture
[MistressSylvia] the fudge will be very stiff
[MistressSylvia] like your cock
[UncleTrips] yes, very
[MistressSylvia] i pur the fudge onto your penis
[MistressSylvia] it looks like a turd now
[UncleTrips] and its pretty hot too
[MistressSylvia] i cover my hands in buttter
[MistressSylvia] and begin to shape the fudge
[MistressSylvia] im making a sculpture
[UncleTrips] i like that
[MistressSylvia] what do you want your chocodick to look like?
[UncleTrips] I want it to look like whateer you like to suck on
[MistressSylvia] Turkey leg
[MistressSylvia] I make a big juicy chocoturkey leg
[UncleTrips] excellent
[UncleTrips] are you naked while you are doing all of this?
[MistressSylvia] yes
[MistressSylvia] i'm wearing a kiss the cook apron
[MistressSylvia] bacon grease stains painting a picture of a life of toil
[UncleTrips] and nothing else I hope
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