Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Oprah's Sex Therapy

I think this is how we'll end all our conversations from now on.

[kinky_licker] hello
[kinky_licker] we talked a little a few days ago if you remember
[MistressSylvia] oh yes
[MistressSylvia] where did we leave off? my internet has been so spotty wotty
[kinky_licker] i don't remember where we left
[kinky_licker] i know i had to leave
[MistressSylvia] how do i know you're not going to leave me again
[kinky_licker] only if my internet goes down ;)
[kinky_licker] would you like to talk about sex?
[MistressSylvia] sure!!
[kinky_licker] what kinda sex things are you into?
[MistressSylvia] discussion
[MistressSylvia] analysis
[MistressSylvia] theory
[MistressSylvia] whips
[MistressSylvia] emotions
[MistressSylvia] i was watching oprah today and she said that some men feel like sex is their only outlet for creativity with the masculine ideal telling them to be reserved, creatively speaking
[MistressSylvia] do you feel that way?
[kinky_licker] hmm well,in some kinda way yes.using your imagination and pushing things further sex can be great.including new sex games, fetishes, kinks and so on
[MistressSylvia] but do you feel restricted creatively in non sexual outlets?
[kinky_licker] i mean sex is allready great, but with imagination, and pushing things, spicing things up, it can be better and better
[MistressSylvia] 'cause as a woman, i feel i have so many opportunities
[MistressSylvia] so many craft circles
[kinky_licker] not too much
[MistressSylvia] it's more like a craft spiral!
[MistressSylvia] and how does that make you feel?
[kinky_licker] i can find opportunities, and create some, harder to create, but yes
[MistressSylvia] wow oprah was right!!
[MistressSylvia] do you think you derive your sexual identity more from your mom, dad or siblings?
[MistressSylvia] oprah says your sexdentity is composed of many parts
[kinky_licker] partially, because sex is not the only thing in which you use your imagination
[kinky_licker] i really do not know about that, but i know i have a big sex drive, enjoy it a lot
[MistressSylvia] did your mother?
[kinky_licker] i guess so, didn't talk too much with them about this
[MistressSylvia] oh that's a shame
[MistressSylvia] the parents are such a wonderful resource
[MistressSylvia] you can make up for that
[MistressSylvia] pretend i'm your mother
[MistressSylvia] want do you want to ask me...tell me
[kinky_licker] hmm ok
[kinky_licker] when did you have sex for the first time
[MistressSylvia] it was with your father
[MistressSylvia] we had a very special connection
[MistressSylvia] because i waited for the right man
[MistressSylvia] you should wait for the right woman
[MistressSylvia] or man
[MistressSylvia] we'll still love you and respect you
[MistressSylvia] so long as you're happy
[kinky_licker] hmm that is a nice answer, but not allways waited for the special woman.
[kinky_licker] you two were having sex a lot of times?
[MistressSylvia] mostly in the back of your father's 1972 datsun
[kinky_licker] were you doing only normal sex, or you tried anything else?
[kinky_licker] ?
[MistressSylvia] we were...well
[MistressSylvia] after you were born things got a little boring
[MistressSylvia] so we got into swinging
[kinky_licker] and how is the swinger's lifestyle?
[MistressSylvia] cold and empty
[kinky_licker] why?
[MistressSylvia] after having a baby boy like you, nothing compares to the emotional depth of parenthood
[kinky_licker] do you mean that i ruined your sex life?
[MistressSylvia] no, baby it's not like that
[MistressSylvia] but yes kinda
[MistressSylvia] it's ok
[MistressSylvia] that doesnt mean that you cant have one too
[MistressSylvia] or one that just needs to be online
[MistressSylvia] you can have a real one
[kinky_licker] i actually do have a real one
[kinky_licker] online is more about chatting with people about sex, what they enjoy, what i enjoy, lifestyles and so on
[MistressSylvia] i'm glad to hear that son
[MistressSylvia] i love you
[MistressSylvia] i always have and always will
[kinky_licker] thank you
[MistressSylvia] you're welcome
[MistressSylvia] now it's time for me to go back, Casper
[kinky_licker] tell me about you, do you like spicing things up when it comes to sex?
[MistressSylvia] take care of your Christina Ricci
*** kinky_licker has gone offline.

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