The Final Frontier

It's so beautiful...

[theguyuwant] hey ther
[MistressSylvia] hi
[theguyuwant] hpw u doin sexy
[MistressSylvia] sparkly
[MistressSylvia] i got so much body glitter everywhere
[theguyuwant] can i sparkle with u
[MistressSylvia] the package was so hard to open
[MistressSylvia] it just sprayed everything
[MistressSylvia] yes, please sparkle with me
[MistressSylvia] we'll be like two shining stars atwinkle
[theguyuwant] great lol
[theguyuwant] exactly
[theguyuwant] btw did u say ur ugly
[theguyuwant] ur sexy as fuck
[MistressSylvia] aww thanks
[MistressSylvia] wanna rp starsex
[theguyuwant] i would love to lol
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] i'm the north star
[MistressSylvia] bright and constant
[MistressSylvia] who do you want to be?
[theguyuwant] the BIG dipper
[theguyuwant] how we gonna do this lol
[MistressSylvia] i wink at you
[theguyuwant] i float my ass over to u
[theguyuwant] hello?
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle
[theguyuwant] i twinkle back
[theguyuwant] from my crotch
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle from each nipple
[theguyuwant] my twinkler becomes a lil bigger and shinier
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle brighter
[theguyuwant] can u join forces and make a brighter star?
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] lets try it
[theguyuwant] k...
[theguyuwant] ii shimmer toward u twinkler twinkiling
[MistressSylvia] you penetrate me at hypersonic speed, over 600 kilometers a second, setting up a massive shock wave that would compress and heat the entire sun above thermonuclear ignition temperatures
[theguyuwant] yes absolutely
[theguyuwant] its something like weve never had
[MistressSylvia]it takes only an hour for you to smash through, but the damage is irreversible
[theguyuwant] but to us its lightnig speed
[MistressSylvia] mmmm oh yeah
[theguyuwant] god damn i keep looking at ur pic
[MistressSylvia] our super-heatedness releases as much fusion energy in that hour as it normally does in 100 million years. the buildup of pressure would force gas outward at speeds far above escape velocity
[theguyuwant] its makin me so horny
[theguyuwant] where r u from in the us
[MistressSylvia] cape canaveral
[theguyuwant] o shit
[theguyuwant] come to cali
[theguyuwant] haha
[MistressSylvia] within a few hours you would have blown yourself apart. meanwhile the agent of this catastrophe, I, would continue blithely on my way--not that we would be around to care about the injustice of it all
[MistressSylvia] then i explode and become a supernova
[theguyuwant] oooo i like
[MistressSylvia] then a massively dense black hole
[theguyuwant] nooo
[MistressSylvia] you're in the event horizon
[MistressSylvia] be careful
[MistressSylvia] escape while you still have time
[theguyuwant] i barely escape
[MistressSylvia] i am infinitely dense
[MistressSylvia] and cannot see you because light cannot escape me
[theguyuwant] so what do i do!
[MistressSylvia] tell my story
[MistressSylvia] tell our story
[MistressSylvia] dont let it be forgotten
[theguyuwant] i will!
[MistressSylvia] goodbye, my twinkling friend and lover
[MistressSylvia] ...goodbye
[MistressSylvia] omg i just came
*** theguyuwant has gone offline.