Do not pass Ho. This will cost a lot more than $200.

It's upsetting to know what he was probably doing every time he disappeared for several minutes after typing "mmmmmmmm."

[8inchdik] hey sexy
[MistressSylvia] hey crinkles
[8inchdik] crinkles?????
[MistressSylvia] just a lil affectionate nickname i came up with just now
[8inchdik] lol
[8inchdik] niiiice
[8inchdik] sooo what r u up to tonight
[MistressSylvia] i just got home from board gmae club
[8inchdik] niiice! did you enjoy yourself
[MistressSylvia] yes!!!! I LOVE BOARD GAMES SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
[8inchdik] lol
[8inchdik] what kind
[MistressSylvia] MONOPOLY
[8inchdik] very nice
[8inchdik] i suck, but enjoy it
[MistressSylvia] can i dom you
[8inchdik] fuck yes
[MistressSylvia] im rich uncle pennybags
[MistressSylvia] you're the terrier game piece
[MistressSylvia] ROLL
[8inchdik] mmmmmmmmmmmmmm rollin
[MistressSylvia] You roll a 7
[MistressSylvia] community chest
[MistressSylvia] draw a card
[MistressSylvia] DRAW
[8inchdik] ok....drawing
[8inchdik] what did i draw
[MistressSylvia] get out of jail free card
[MistressSylvia] keep that
[MistressSylvia] you'll need it later
[8inchdik] mmmm
[MistressSylvia] wait you're a doggy
[8inchdik] niiiice
[MistressSylvia] SPEAK ONLY WITH R AS THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY WORD
[8inchdik] r ru rfuckin rme
[8inchdik] lol
[MistressSylvia] oh yesss
[MistressSylvia] i twirl my cane menacingly
[MistressSylvia] ROLL DOGGY
[8inchdik] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rolling and wagging my tongue
[MistressSylvia] you get a 3
[MistressSylvia] visiting jail
[MistressSylvia] who are you visiting?
[MistressSylvia] PRISON EXCITEMENT INTERLUDE
[MistressSylvia] WHO ARE YOU VISITING DOGGY
[8inchdik] mmmm my ex gf
[8inchdik] ri rneed rto rbury rmy rbone
[MistressSylvia] good boy doggy
[MistressSylvia] I pet you with my cane
[MistressSylvia] ROLL!
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmm
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmrollin
[MistressSylvia] snake eyes
[MistressSylvia] EVEN NUMBERS MAKE ME CLITTY WITTY TREMBLE
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[8inchdik] rme ro
[MistressSylvia] do you want buy water works?
[MistressSylvia] ANSWER ME DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] OR IT'S GOING UP FOR AUCTION
[8inchdik] res
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] DOGGY YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
[8inchdik] ru roh
[MistressSylvia] you'll have to perform sexual favors on the top hat
[MistressSylvia] or you're going to jail
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[8inchdik] ro rk
[8inchdik] rets ro rit
[MistressSylvia] the top hat hops over to you
[8inchdik] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] what do yu do to the top hat doggy
[8inchdik] rump rit
[8inchdik] lol
[MistressSylvia] good boy doggy
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] i pet you with my cane
[MistressSylvia] the water works is yours
[8inchdik] rice re rike
[MistressSylvia] i give you a liver treat
[8inchdik] riiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
[8inchdik] rmmmmhhhmmm rmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] ROLL
[MistressSylvia] ROLL DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] THE RACE CAR IS GONNA WIN IF YOU DONT
[MistressSylvia] IT ALREADY HAS BALTIC
[MistressSylvia] AND ST JAMES
[8inchdik] rmmm rollin
[8inchdik] ruff ruff
[MistressSylvia] you roll a one
[MistressSylvia] CHEATER
[MistressSylvia] DOGGY IS CHEATING
[MistressSylvia] YOU CAN'T GET A ONE WITH TWO DICE
[MistressSylvia] BAD DOGGY
[8inchdik] ru roh
[MistressSylvia] you go to jail
[MistressSylvia] with your ex
[MistressSylvia] your filthy doggy ex
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] WORK OUT YOUR ISSUES
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] NOW
[8inchdik] rum rer ri rill
[MistressSylvia] IDENTIFY THE PERSONAL FAILINGS THAT LED TO THE BREAKUP
[MistressSylvia] SO YOU WONT BE CONDEMNED TO REPEAT THE PAST
[8inchdik] ri rus roo rhorny
[MistressSylvia] if you win the game, you can fuck me
[MistressSylvia] ROLL
[8inchdik] rrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmm
[8inchdik] rollin
[MistressSylvia] not doubles
[MistressSylvia] still in jail
[MistressSylvia] wanna pay or roll again?
[8inchdik] ru roh
[8inchdik] rme rhorny
[MistressSylvia] PAY OR ROLL
[MistressSylvia] NO TIME FOR SEX
[MistressSylvia] THE RACECAR HAS A MONOPOLY
[8inchdik] rhahah
[MistressSylvia] PAY OR ROLL DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] FOR MY LIFE AND YOURS
[MistressSylvia] my white moustache is prickling
[8inchdik] ro rkay
[8inchdik] rollin
[MistressSylvia] doubles! congrats
[MistressSylvia] a ten!
[MistressSylvia] free parking
[MistressSylvia] you get $500
[MistressSylvia] what are you going to do with that money doggy?
[8inchdik] rbuy ru
[8inchdik] rhat rould ri ro
[MistressSylvia] NO
[MistressSylvia] FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS IS NOT ENOUGH
[MistressSylvia] I'M NOT A CHEAP WHORE
[MistressSylvia] I'M FUCKING RICH UNCLE PENNYBAGS
[MistressSylvia] BAD DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] I HIT YOU WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS
[8inchdik] ruuuuck rmeeeee
[8inchdik] rollin rand raggin ry rtail
[MistressSylvia] 12
[MistressSylvia] your on the racecar's boardwalk
[MistressSylvia] its a hotel
[MistressSylvia] describe how you put things into mortgage
[MistressSylvia] DESCRIBE
[8inchdik] rot rfollowing....ri roggy...ri rupid
[MistressSylvia] YOU LOSE
[MistressSylvia] RACECAR WINS
[MistressSylvia] IT FUCKS ME WITH ITS TAILPIPE
[MistressSylvia] I MOAN
[MistressSylvia] OOOOOH EXhaust pipe
[MistressSylvia] YEASzf2qb
[MistressSylvia] ouhbv w
[MistressSylvia] MMMM
[MistressSylvia] i touch its leather interior
[MistressSylvia] sooo smooth on my ass
[8inchdik] rmmmmmm
[8inchdik] riiiiiice
[MistressSylvia] doggy are you watching
[MistressSylvia] do you like what you see doggy
[MistressSylvia] i twirl my moustache between my finers
[8inchdik] resssss
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] clean up the board doggy
[MistressSylvia] lick it up
[8inchdik] rery rice
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[8inchdik] rick rick
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[8inchdik] ruck rme
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] i fuck you
[MistressSylvia] with my cane
[MistressSylvia] then start organizing the bank
*** 8inchdik has gone offline.