High Calorie Role Plays

Please enjoy our collection of minichats—savory bites that show even our dear mistress can be rejected. Here we have two pseudo-intellectual morsels and two food-themed amuse-bouches. Bon Apetit!

[Omega_Byff] Hey sexy, wanna chat?

[MistressSylvia] sure wanna rp?

[Omega_Byff] sure what are you into

[Omega_Byff] im down for whatever

[MistressSylvia] let's roleplay greek tragedies

[MistressSylvia] what about antigone

[Omega_Byff] its up 2 you sexy

[MistressSylvia] classics make my pussy sodden

[Omega_Byff] im not gonna lie i cant think of any greek tragedys

[MistressSylvia] ok well i'll be antigone and you can be oedipus

[Omega_Byff] ok

[MistressSylvia] *I enter the room clad in nothing but a toga* Αποτελέσματα αναζήτησης για

[Omega_Byff] *stares you up and down*

[Omega_Byff] *walks over and leans in kisses ur cheek*

[Omega_Byff] good to see you today

[MistressSylvia] α αναζήτησηςποτελέσματελέ

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[cb356] hey

[MistressSylvia] hi.......

[cb356] ive got a hard cock for you

[MistressSylvia] me too

[cb356] why dont you suck it

[MistressSylvia] it's too small

[MistressSylvia] its only 2 inches

[MistressSylvia] im in the middle of my hormone therapy

[cb356] mines 8 1/2

[MistressSylvia] like the fellini movie!!

[cb356] exactly

[MistressSylvia] want to rp an avant garde film?

[MistressSylvia] like semi-surrealist

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[jakme] yer not ugly you look cubby and fuckable

[MistressSylvia] Why thank you!

[jakme] no really you look like a good piece of ass

[MistressSylvia] If I were a cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory, what would you do to me?

[jakme] id poke a hole in you and fill you with "cheese"!

[MistressSylvia] oh yeah

[MistressSylvia] what type of cheese?

[jakme] pearly white cheese

[jakme] sack cheese

[MistressSylvia] what kind of cheesecake am i?

[MistressSylvia] what flavor?

[jakme] blackberry with cum drops

[MistressSylvia] oooh yeah

[MistressSylvia] wanna rp

[MistressSylvia] ill be your waittress and food at the cheesecake facotry

[jakme] lol

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[sophia_mabel] 24/shemale from brasil..hi!

[MistressSylvia] Hi!

[MistressSylvia] I love brazillian food

[MistressSylvia] meaty skewers

[MistressSylvia] well, i guess you wouldn't know lol

[MistressSylvia] unless you're preop

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