Homeward Bound and Gagged

[sexyhkyplayer] hey how do I start out without sounding like the other guys here, hey whats up

[MistressSylvia] aww

[MistressSylvia] you just failed

[sexyhkyplayer] how come?

[MistressSylvia] everyone asks what's up

[MistressSylvia] never what's down

[MistressSylvia] and that's always the most important

[sexyhkyplayer] haha damn..

[sexyhkyplayer] i tihnk i should get a second chance..

[MistressSylvia] i think you might be right

[MistressSylvia] i'm gonna call you chance

[MistressSylvia] cause i'm gonna give you a second chance

[sexyhkyplayer] sounds good to mee

[MistressSylvia] the name is sassy, by the way

[MistressSylvia] MEOW!!

[sexyhkyplayer] hey sassy

[MistressSylvia] hey chance

[MistressSylvia] we're so far from home

[MistressSylvia] all here in the wilderness

[MistressSylvia] what do you want to do?

[sexyhkyplayer] all alonee

[sexyhkyplayer] i wanna get you horny of course

[MistressSylvia] but shadow is here too

[MistressSylvia] do you want him to watch? meoooow

[sexyhkyplayer] whatever makes you wetter

[MistressSylvia] i don't like being wet

[MistressSylvia] rememer when i fell down that waterfall

[MistressSylvia] and you thought i was dead

[MistressSylvia] it was so scary

[MistressSylvia] and i was so wet

[sexyhkyplayer] how can i make you horny if you cant be wet sassyy

[MistressSylvia] i thnk i'd be hornier if we made it home

[sexyhkyplayer] i agree

[MistressSylvia] let's try to make it home

[MistressSylvia] no matter how incredible the journey

[sexyhkyplayer] lets go

[MistressSylvia] i start trotting, up the mountain path

[MistressSylvia] my tail fluttering in the air

Bon Appétit

[sissypanties] You are my submissive girlfriend.We have been living

together for about 2years now.One night you get off work a few hours

early. Instead of calling me you deceide surprise me.When you get home

your the one who is surprised. You find me asleep in our bed I am

wearing just a pair of your pink lace panties.When you look over at

the tv you see a porno playing of white guys in panties sucking and

getting fucked by well hung blk men.

[MistressSylvia] Honey?!

[MistressSylvia] I gently nudge you awake

[sissypanties] my eyes widen startled seeing u there

[MistressSylvia] We need to talk about something

[sissypanties] um yea i think we do

[sissypanties] your home early

[MistressSylvia] im too tired to cook tonight. but if i keep putting

this off, im never going to get through every recipe in a year

[sissypanties] you can always double up another day hun

[MistressSylvia] aww

[MistressSylvia] you're so loving and understanding

[sissypanties] i try to be

[MistressSylvia] you give me the energy to keep cooking!

[MistressSylvia] wanna put some trousers on over those panties and give me

a hand in the kitchen?

[sissypanties] i think i can do that you seem to be taking this rather well

[MistressSylvia] you do it every night, honey

[MistressSylvia] i would have left some time ago if i wasnt ok with it

[MistressSylvia] plus you do such a good job washing them

[sissypanties] you knew i wore your panties thought i hid it well

[sissypanties] why didnt u say anything

[MistressSylvia] i guess i've just been so wrapped up in this blog

that i just have ignored it

[sissypanties] ic

[sissypanties] i went to get sum porn to watch while you was gone and

the lady at video store gave me this by mistake didnt know it til i

got home to watch it

[MistressSylvia] it's ok if you're gay honey

[MistressSylvia] the phone rings

[MistressSylvia] i answer it

[MistressSylvia] omg

[MistressSylvia] omg

[MistressSylvia] it was a publisher

[MistressSylvia] they want to make my blog into a book

[sissypanties] congradulations hun

[sissypanties] i am so proud of you

[sissypanties] and i am not gay more bi curious than anything was

shocked at first watching the porn but strangly turned on

[MistressSylvia] that's like the first time i read the art of french cooking!

[MistressSylvia] i totally understand

[sissypanties] do u honestly think i am gay as much as we have sex

[MistressSylvia] i don't think about

[MistressSylvia] i just think, what would julia think…

[MistressSylvia] *CUT SCENE*

[MistressSylvia] *FADE IN*

[MistressSylvia] It's paris, 1954

[MistressSylvia] you are a diplomat

[MistressSylvia] you come in and see me, my tall frame hunched over while chopping onions

[sissypanties] (i guess ur not really into my scene)

[MistressSylvia] you can still wear panties here

[MistressSylvia] it's europe!

[sissypanties] (was kinda hoping to turn my scene into a 3sum scene)

[MistressSylvia] well, we're in france now

[MistressSylvia] so im sure that's more than possible

[sissypanties] I walk in seeing you chopping onions walking up behind

you hugging you from behind and kissing you as i feel you up

[MistressSylvia] i make a high pitch cooing noise

[MistressSylvia] there's a knock at the door

[MistressSylvia] it's jacques pepin

[MistressSylvia] wearing a toque and white uniform

[MistressSylvia] he has more onions

The Devil Wears Little

[Ragescreamer] sup

[MistressSylvia] you're my assistant

[MistressSylvia] so i need you to do EVERYTHING i say

[MistressSylvia] to make this work

[Ragescreamer] ur a femdom?

[MistressSylvia] no, i'm the editor-in-chief

[Ragescreamer] hm. continue

[MistressSylvia] your blouse offends me

[MistressSylvia] change it now

[Ragescreamer] im a guy

[MistressSylvia] not if you want to work for me you're not

[MistressSylvia] EMILY

[MistressSylvia] EMILY

[Ragescreamer] wat turns u on? im not emily

[MistressSylvia] the other assistant whispers to you "she calls all the

new girls emily. just play along"

[Ragescreamer] and im asking my manager nicely. wat turns u on?

[MistressSylvia] prompt fulfillment of my requests

[Ragescreamer] fine, but my manager better reward me well for this.

"i change my SHIRT"

[MistressSylvia] emily, get me two non fat double lattes with skim milk and a steak

[Ragescreamer] i want a different name. call me Sam. short for

samantha but still sounds like a guys name

[Ragescreamer] as u wish

[MistressSylvia] that will be all

[MistressSylvia] get out of my office

[Ragescreamer] i bow and leave

[MistressSylvia] you get a phone call

[MistressSylvia] it's ralph lauren

[Ragescreamer] i just came to some porn. i lost my mood. sry hun

[MistressSylvia] EMILY

[MistressSylvia] you're fired

[MistressSylvia] worst assistant ever

*** Ragescreamer has gone offline.

We'll be back shortly

We've had to take a small break since returning to school, but more Mistress Sylvia is soon to come. Thanks for all the support, friends. And special thanks to our #1 fan in Atlanta, Georgia. We love you.

The Final Frontier

It's so beautiful...

[theguyuwant] hey ther
[MistressSylvia] hi
[theguyuwant] hpw u doin sexy
[MistressSylvia] sparkly
[MistressSylvia] i got so much body glitter everywhere
[theguyuwant] can i sparkle with u
[MistressSylvia] the package was so hard to open
[MistressSylvia] it just sprayed everything
[MistressSylvia] yes, please sparkle with me
[MistressSylvia] we'll be like two shining stars atwinkle
[theguyuwant] great lol
[theguyuwant] exactly
[theguyuwant] btw did u say ur ugly
[theguyuwant] ur sexy as fuck
[MistressSylvia] aww thanks
[MistressSylvia] wanna rp starsex
[theguyuwant] i would love to lol
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] i'm the north star
[MistressSylvia] bright and constant
[MistressSylvia] who do you want to be?
[theguyuwant] the BIG dipper
[theguyuwant] how we gonna do this lol
[MistressSylvia] i wink at you
[theguyuwant] i float my ass over to u
[theguyuwant] hello?
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle
[theguyuwant] i twinkle back
[theguyuwant] from my crotch
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle from each nipple
[theguyuwant] my twinkler becomes a lil bigger and shinier
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle brighter
[theguyuwant] can u join forces and make a brighter star?
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] lets try it
[theguyuwant] k...
[theguyuwant] ii shimmer toward u twinkler twinkiling
[MistressSylvia] you penetrate me at hypersonic speed, over 600 kilometers a second, setting up a massive shock wave that would compress and heat the entire sun above thermonuclear ignition temperatures
[theguyuwant] yes absolutely
[theguyuwant] its something like weve never had
[MistressSylvia]it takes only an hour for you to smash through, but the damage is irreversible
[theguyuwant] but to us its lightnig speed
[MistressSylvia] mmmm oh yeah
[theguyuwant] god damn i keep looking at ur pic
[MistressSylvia] our super-heatedness releases as much fusion energy in that hour as it normally does in 100 million years. the buildup of pressure would force gas outward at speeds far above escape velocity
[theguyuwant] its makin me so horny
[theguyuwant] where r u from in the us
[MistressSylvia] cape canaveral
[theguyuwant] o shit
[theguyuwant] come to cali
[theguyuwant] haha
[MistressSylvia] within a few hours you would have blown yourself apart. meanwhile the agent of this catastrophe, I, would continue blithely on my way--not that we would be around to care about the injustice of it all
[MistressSylvia] then i explode and become a supernova
[theguyuwant] oooo i like
[MistressSylvia] then a massively dense black hole
[theguyuwant] nooo
[MistressSylvia] you're in the event horizon
[MistressSylvia] be careful
[MistressSylvia] escape while you still have time
[theguyuwant] i barely escape
[MistressSylvia] i am infinitely dense
[MistressSylvia] and cannot see you because light cannot escape me
[theguyuwant] so what do i do!
[MistressSylvia] tell my story
[MistressSylvia] tell our story
[MistressSylvia] dont let it be forgotten
[theguyuwant] i will!
[MistressSylvia] goodbye, my twinkling friend and lover
[MistressSylvia] ...goodbye
[MistressSylvia] omg i just came
*** theguyuwant has gone offline.

Such Majestic Creatures

I only wish it could have lasted even longer.

[darkterry] hey
[MistressSylvia] hi
[darkterry] how are you doin
[MistressSylvia] horny as a panda on chinese new year
[darkterry] lol
[darkterry] so i guess pandas are the horniest animals
[MistressSylvia] are they ever!!
[MistressSylvia] wanna do some panda rp
[darkterry] that some original rp
[MistressSylvia] mmmm but it get my clit hard
[darkterry] ok sure you start
[MistressSylvia] i'm sitting in a forest of tall, verdant and leafy bamboo
[MistressSylvia] crunching on a lone stalk
[MistressSylvia] hidden from you behind a sensual veil of more bamboo
[darkterry] searching for bamboo, i stumble across you
[MistressSylvia] startled, i drop my bamboo, chewing disdainfully
[darkterry] notice the bamboo droppin and look at you suprised and excited
[MistressSylvia] the chinese researchers behind the glass partition giddily squeal, knowing we may breed
[MistressSylvia] their squeals startle me
[MistressSylvia] i drop more bamboo
[MistressSylvia] and look around with wide, black, panda eyes
[darkterry] i approach you and take one bamboo and give it to you
[MistressSylvia] i make a crooning noise
[MistressSylvia] i take the bamboo and lick your paw
[MistressSylvia] it is soft and smells of bamboo, my favorite
[darkterry] i make a panda moan as i watch you doin it
[MistressSylvia] i make a panda sandwich out of 2 pieces of bamboo and a small grub
[darkterry] i take the sandwich and put it in your mouth and eat it with you
[MistressSylvia] mwwaahahamwa
[MistressSylvia] i say eating it giddily
[darkterry] i rub my nose against yours
[MistressSylvia] i purr like a civet cat
[MistressSylvia] a close relative of ours
[darkterry] i lick your nose with my tongue
[MistressSylvia] suddenly, a chinese researchers shoots at me with a blowdart
[MistressSylvia] i make a gutteral noise as my head falls to the bamboo leaf foliage below
*** darkterry has gone offline.

Just Dance

This poor guy had no idea what was going on. And neither did we. Thanks Google!

[gb69] wanna chat
[MistressSylvia] i wanna take a ride on your disco stick
[gb69] do you like it
[MistressSylvia] I like you a lot, lot, think you're really hot, hot
[gb69] im glad - would certainly enjoy it if you were riding it
[MistressSylvia] Need a man who likes it rough. Likes it rough, likes it rough (baby likes it a-rough)
[gb69] would certainly like to give to you rough - fuck you hard hey..
[MistressSylvia] The only place you'll want to be Is underneath my Christmas tree
[gb69] sunds good to me - what a gift..
[MistressSylvia] I'd love a boat by the beach on the west coast. Oh yeah. And I'd enjoy some fine champagne while my girls toast. Oh yeah.
[gb69] if you say so,
[MistressSylvia] Oh, why dontcha?
[gb69] of course i do..
[MistressSylvia] Shake your kitty (meow)
[gb69] just put my photo the profile - you like
[MistressSylvia] Don't be dirty ice cream, baby
[gb69] love cream babes
[gb69] what do you like to lick
[MistressSylvia] That's money, honey
*** gb69 has gone offline.