Homeward Bound and Gagged

[sexyhkyplayer] hey how do I start out without sounding like the other guys here, hey whats up

[MistressSylvia] aww

[MistressSylvia] you just failed

[sexyhkyplayer] how come?

[MistressSylvia] everyone asks what's up

[MistressSylvia] never what's down

[MistressSylvia] and that's always the most important

[sexyhkyplayer] haha damn..

[sexyhkyplayer] i tihnk i should get a second chance..

[MistressSylvia] i think you might be right

[MistressSylvia] i'm gonna call you chance

[MistressSylvia] cause i'm gonna give you a second chance

[sexyhkyplayer] sounds good to mee

[MistressSylvia] the name is sassy, by the way

[MistressSylvia] MEOW!!

[sexyhkyplayer] hey sassy

[MistressSylvia] hey chance

[MistressSylvia] we're so far from home

[MistressSylvia] all here in the wilderness

[MistressSylvia] what do you want to do?

[sexyhkyplayer] all alonee

[sexyhkyplayer] i wanna get you horny of course

[MistressSylvia] but shadow is here too

[MistressSylvia] do you want him to watch? meoooow

[sexyhkyplayer] whatever makes you wetter

[MistressSylvia] i don't like being wet

[MistressSylvia] rememer when i fell down that waterfall

[MistressSylvia] and you thought i was dead

[MistressSylvia] it was so scary

[MistressSylvia] and i was so wet

[sexyhkyplayer] how can i make you horny if you cant be wet sassyy

[MistressSylvia] i thnk i'd be hornier if we made it home

[sexyhkyplayer] i agree

[MistressSylvia] let's try to make it home

[MistressSylvia] no matter how incredible the journey

[sexyhkyplayer] lets go

[MistressSylvia] i start trotting, up the mountain path

[MistressSylvia] my tail fluttering in the air

Bon Appétit

[sissypanties] You are my submissive girlfriend.We have been living

together for about 2years now.One night you get off work a few hours

early. Instead of calling me you deceide surprise me.When you get home

your the one who is surprised. You find me asleep in our bed I am

wearing just a pair of your pink lace panties.When you look over at

the tv you see a porno playing of white guys in panties sucking and

getting fucked by well hung blk men.

[MistressSylvia] Honey?!

[MistressSylvia] I gently nudge you awake

[sissypanties] my eyes widen startled seeing u there

[MistressSylvia] We need to talk about something

[sissypanties] um yea i think we do

[sissypanties] your home early

[MistressSylvia] im too tired to cook tonight. but if i keep putting

this off, im never going to get through every recipe in a year

[sissypanties] you can always double up another day hun

[MistressSylvia] aww

[MistressSylvia] you're so loving and understanding

[sissypanties] i try to be

[MistressSylvia] you give me the energy to keep cooking!

[MistressSylvia] wanna put some trousers on over those panties and give me

a hand in the kitchen?

[sissypanties] i think i can do that you seem to be taking this rather well

[MistressSylvia] you do it every night, honey

[MistressSylvia] i would have left some time ago if i wasnt ok with it

[MistressSylvia] plus you do such a good job washing them

[sissypanties] you knew i wore your panties thought i hid it well

[sissypanties] why didnt u say anything

[MistressSylvia] i guess i've just been so wrapped up in this blog

that i just have ignored it

[sissypanties] ic

[sissypanties] i went to get sum porn to watch while you was gone and

the lady at video store gave me this by mistake didnt know it til i

got home to watch it

[MistressSylvia] it's ok if you're gay honey

[MistressSylvia] the phone rings

[MistressSylvia] i answer it

[MistressSylvia] omg

[MistressSylvia] omg

[MistressSylvia] it was a publisher

[MistressSylvia] they want to make my blog into a book

[sissypanties] congradulations hun

[sissypanties] i am so proud of you

[sissypanties] and i am not gay more bi curious than anything was

shocked at first watching the porn but strangly turned on

[MistressSylvia] that's like the first time i read the art of french cooking!

[MistressSylvia] i totally understand

[sissypanties] do u honestly think i am gay as much as we have sex

[MistressSylvia] i don't think about

[MistressSylvia] i just think, what would julia think…

[MistressSylvia] *CUT SCENE*

[MistressSylvia] *FADE IN*

[MistressSylvia] It's paris, 1954

[MistressSylvia] you are a diplomat

[MistressSylvia] you come in and see me, my tall frame hunched over while chopping onions

[sissypanties] (i guess ur not really into my scene)

[MistressSylvia] you can still wear panties here

[MistressSylvia] it's europe!

[sissypanties] (was kinda hoping to turn my scene into a 3sum scene)

[MistressSylvia] well, we're in france now

[MistressSylvia] so im sure that's more than possible

[sissypanties] I walk in seeing you chopping onions walking up behind

you hugging you from behind and kissing you as i feel you up

[MistressSylvia] i make a high pitch cooing noise

[MistressSylvia] there's a knock at the door

[MistressSylvia] it's jacques pepin

[MistressSylvia] wearing a toque and white uniform

[MistressSylvia] he has more onions

The Devil Wears Little

[Ragescreamer] sup

[MistressSylvia] you're my assistant

[MistressSylvia] so i need you to do EVERYTHING i say

[MistressSylvia] to make this work

[Ragescreamer] ur a femdom?

[MistressSylvia] no, i'm the editor-in-chief

[Ragescreamer] hm. continue

[MistressSylvia] your blouse offends me

[MistressSylvia] change it now

[Ragescreamer] im a guy

[MistressSylvia] not if you want to work for me you're not

[MistressSylvia] EMILY

[MistressSylvia] EMILY

[Ragescreamer] wat turns u on? im not emily

[MistressSylvia] the other assistant whispers to you "she calls all the

new girls emily. just play along"

[Ragescreamer] and im asking my manager nicely. wat turns u on?

[MistressSylvia] prompt fulfillment of my requests

[Ragescreamer] fine, but my manager better reward me well for this.

"i change my SHIRT"

[MistressSylvia] emily, get me two non fat double lattes with skim milk and a steak

[Ragescreamer] i want a different name. call me Sam. short for

samantha but still sounds like a guys name

[Ragescreamer] as u wish

[MistressSylvia] that will be all

[MistressSylvia] get out of my office

[Ragescreamer] i bow and leave

[MistressSylvia] you get a phone call

[MistressSylvia] it's ralph lauren

[Ragescreamer] i just came to some porn. i lost my mood. sry hun

[MistressSylvia] EMILY

[MistressSylvia] you're fired

[MistressSylvia] worst assistant ever

*** Ragescreamer has gone offline.

We'll be back shortly

We've had to take a small break since returning to school, but more Mistress Sylvia is soon to come. Thanks for all the support, friends. And special thanks to our #1 fan in Atlanta, Georgia. We love you.

The Final Frontier

It's so beautiful...

[theguyuwant] hey ther
[MistressSylvia] hi
[theguyuwant] hpw u doin sexy
[MistressSylvia] sparkly
[MistressSylvia] i got so much body glitter everywhere
[theguyuwant] can i sparkle with u
[MistressSylvia] the package was so hard to open
[MistressSylvia] it just sprayed everything
[MistressSylvia] yes, please sparkle with me
[MistressSylvia] we'll be like two shining stars atwinkle
[theguyuwant] great lol
[theguyuwant] exactly
[theguyuwant] btw did u say ur ugly
[theguyuwant] ur sexy as fuck
[MistressSylvia] aww thanks
[MistressSylvia] wanna rp starsex
[theguyuwant] i would love to lol
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] i'm the north star
[MistressSylvia] bright and constant
[MistressSylvia] who do you want to be?
[theguyuwant] the BIG dipper
[theguyuwant] how we gonna do this lol
[MistressSylvia] i wink at you
[theguyuwant] i float my ass over to u
[theguyuwant] hello?
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle
[theguyuwant] i twinkle back
[theguyuwant] from my crotch
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle from each nipple
[theguyuwant] my twinkler becomes a lil bigger and shinier
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle brighter
[theguyuwant] can u join forces and make a brighter star?
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] lets try it
[theguyuwant] k...
[theguyuwant] ii shimmer toward u twinkler twinkiling
[MistressSylvia] you penetrate me at hypersonic speed, over 600 kilometers a second, setting up a massive shock wave that would compress and heat the entire sun above thermonuclear ignition temperatures
[theguyuwant] yes absolutely
[theguyuwant] its something like weve never had
[MistressSylvia]it takes only an hour for you to smash through, but the damage is irreversible
[theguyuwant] but to us its lightnig speed
[MistressSylvia] mmmm oh yeah
[theguyuwant] god damn i keep looking at ur pic
[MistressSylvia] our super-heatedness releases as much fusion energy in that hour as it normally does in 100 million years. the buildup of pressure would force gas outward at speeds far above escape velocity
[theguyuwant] its makin me so horny
[theguyuwant] where r u from in the us
[MistressSylvia] cape canaveral
[theguyuwant] o shit
[theguyuwant] come to cali
[theguyuwant] haha
[MistressSylvia] within a few hours you would have blown yourself apart. meanwhile the agent of this catastrophe, I, would continue blithely on my way--not that we would be around to care about the injustice of it all
[MistressSylvia] then i explode and become a supernova
[theguyuwant] oooo i like
[MistressSylvia] then a massively dense black hole
[theguyuwant] nooo
[MistressSylvia] you're in the event horizon
[MistressSylvia] be careful
[MistressSylvia] escape while you still have time
[theguyuwant] i barely escape
[MistressSylvia] i am infinitely dense
[MistressSylvia] and cannot see you because light cannot escape me
[theguyuwant] so what do i do!
[MistressSylvia] tell my story
[MistressSylvia] tell our story
[MistressSylvia] dont let it be forgotten
[theguyuwant] i will!
[MistressSylvia] goodbye, my twinkling friend and lover
[MistressSylvia] ...goodbye
[MistressSylvia] omg i just came
*** theguyuwant has gone offline.

Such Majestic Creatures

I only wish it could have lasted even longer.

[darkterry] hey
[MistressSylvia] hi
[darkterry] how are you doin
[MistressSylvia] horny as a panda on chinese new year
[darkterry] lol
[darkterry] so i guess pandas are the horniest animals
[MistressSylvia] are they ever!!
[MistressSylvia] wanna do some panda rp
[darkterry] that some original rp
[MistressSylvia] mmmm but it get my clit hard
[darkterry] ok sure you start
[MistressSylvia] i'm sitting in a forest of tall, verdant and leafy bamboo
[MistressSylvia] crunching on a lone stalk
[MistressSylvia] hidden from you behind a sensual veil of more bamboo
[darkterry] searching for bamboo, i stumble across you
[MistressSylvia] startled, i drop my bamboo, chewing disdainfully
[darkterry] notice the bamboo droppin and look at you suprised and excited
[MistressSylvia] the chinese researchers behind the glass partition giddily squeal, knowing we may breed
[MistressSylvia] their squeals startle me
[MistressSylvia] i drop more bamboo
[MistressSylvia] and look around with wide, black, panda eyes
[darkterry] i approach you and take one bamboo and give it to you
[MistressSylvia] i make a crooning noise
[MistressSylvia] i take the bamboo and lick your paw
[MistressSylvia] it is soft and smells of bamboo, my favorite
[darkterry] i make a panda moan as i watch you doin it
[MistressSylvia] i make a panda sandwich out of 2 pieces of bamboo and a small grub
[darkterry] i take the sandwich and put it in your mouth and eat it with you
[MistressSylvia] mwwaahahamwa
[MistressSylvia] i say eating it giddily
[darkterry] i rub my nose against yours
[MistressSylvia] i purr like a civet cat
[MistressSylvia] a close relative of ours
[darkterry] i lick your nose with my tongue
[MistressSylvia] suddenly, a chinese researchers shoots at me with a blowdart
[MistressSylvia] i make a gutteral noise as my head falls to the bamboo leaf foliage below
*** darkterry has gone offline.

Just Dance

This poor guy had no idea what was going on. And neither did we. Thanks Google!

[gb69] wanna chat
[MistressSylvia] i wanna take a ride on your disco stick
[gb69] do you like it
[MistressSylvia] I like you a lot, lot, think you're really hot, hot
[gb69] im glad - would certainly enjoy it if you were riding it
[MistressSylvia] Need a man who likes it rough. Likes it rough, likes it rough (baby likes it a-rough)
[gb69] would certainly like to give to you rough - fuck you hard hey..
[MistressSylvia] The only place you'll want to be Is underneath my Christmas tree
[gb69] sunds good to me - what a gift..
[MistressSylvia] I'd love a boat by the beach on the west coast. Oh yeah. And I'd enjoy some fine champagne while my girls toast. Oh yeah.
[gb69] if you say so,
[MistressSylvia] Oh, why dontcha?
[gb69] of course i do..
[MistressSylvia] Shake your kitty (meow)
[gb69] just put my photo the profile - you like
[MistressSylvia] Don't be dirty ice cream, baby
[gb69] love cream babes
[gb69] what do you like to lick
[MistressSylvia] That's money, honey
*** gb69 has gone offline.

The De Vil Within Her.

[Essentially_Hung] care to talk dirty?
[MistressSylvia] oh yeah
[Essentially_Hung] what are you wearing?
[MistressSylvia] a yellow fur coat with a billowing collar
[MistressSylvia] a tiny black dress
[MistressSylvia] sassy, sexy red heels
[Essentially_Hung] sexy
[MistressSylvia] and a long cigarette holder
[Essentially_Hung] sexier
[MistressSylvia] and a purse made of small animal tails
[Essentially_Hung] you should get naked
[MistressSylvia] darling, never! fashion first
[Essentially_Hung] are you at least not wearing underwear?
[MistressSylvia] i am. it is made of baby penguin skin
[Essentially_Hung] is it crotchless?
[MistressSylvia] of course
[MistressSylvia] because baby penguins don’t have crotches
[MistressSylvia] wanna help make a fantasy I’ve been having a reality?
[Essentially_Hung] what did you have in mind?
[MistressSylvia] well...*i lick my lips seductively*
[MistressSylvia] i want...
[MistressSylvia] well, i need...
[Essentially_Hung] yes
[Essentially_Hung] well?
[MistressSylvia] PUPPIES!
*** Essentially_Hung has gone offline.

Listen! Hey!

[theguyuwant] hey!
[theguyuwant] id love to chat with u
[MistressSylvia] oh boy!
[MistressSylvia] i love to chat!
[MistressSylvia] especially with myself
[theguyuwant] haha
[theguyuwant] wow
[theguyuwant] attitude
[theguyuwant] aight i see
[theguyuwant] i can throw it back dont worry
[MistressSylvia] ooo
[MistressSylvia] i like your style
[MistressSylvia] sexysnookies
[theguyuwant] sexysnookies
[theguyuwant] thats a new one
[MistressSylvia] i got a whole purse full
[MistressSylvia] and some in my bra
[theguyuwant] haha
[theguyuwant] would love to see those
[MistressSylvia] you cant see them with the naked eye
[theguyuwant] well how can u see em
[MistressSylvia] a lens of truth
[theguyuwant] where can i get that
[MistressSylvia] it's in a chest
[MistressSylvia] by a cemetery
[theguyuwant] where s the cemetery
[MistressSylvia] it's by the village with the windmill
[MistressSylvia] it's guarded by skeletons
[theguyuwant] this is ridiculous lol
*** theguyuwant has gone offline
[MistressSylvia] Hey, listen. Fuck you!

Zoinks

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A Return to Normalcy

This post brought to you by Mrs. P's 4th period AP US History.

[Masterking] hello there ;-)
[MistressSylvia] hey there cutie patootie
[Masterking] up to some no strings online fun? :-)
[MistressSylvia] you know it big boy
[Masterking] finally somebody who dont mess around
[MistressSylvia] never
[MistressSylvia] ever!
[Masterking] well, well, thats young lady!
[MistressSylvia] so you wanna rp something steamy?
[Masterking] i heard about your passion for cocks and one is ready for u here...even on cam, if u wish
[MistressSylvia] i need a little foreplay
[MistressSylvia] a situation a setting
[MistressSylvia] set the scene while i get the necessary lotions
[Masterking] as u wish, lady
[Masterking] im a twitchy foreign guy who meet classy, but naughty lady i a bar
[MistressSylvia] ooh it's a prohibition era speakeasy
[MistressSylvia] my name is Flats McTeague
[MistressSylvia] hello twitchy stranger
[Masterking] oh, hi...he-hello, beautiful lady, let me introduce myself, my name is Martin Korkowski
[MistressSylvia] why hello, gorgeous. how are you liking the roaring 20s?
[Masterking] im fresh immigrant from Europe...i escaped from my poord country, tryin to fullfill my dreams in this country of endless possibilities...
[Masterking] and i think, i just met one of my dreams
[MistressSylvia] aww, you're sweet
[MistressSylvia] how was the crossing?
[Masterking] it was really hard, beautiful lady, 3 weeks in a stokehold of steam boat made me a tough guy...can't u see it on my rough hands?
[Masterking] (touching ladys cheek softly)
[Masterking] oh, excuse my bad manners lady, didnt want to ruin that beauty with my dirty hands...
[MistressSylvia] aww it's ok
[MistressSylvia] how was Ellis island?
[Masterking] i was like heavens gate for us, with that majestic statue of liberty...we were born again, when we entered this paradise...never thought angel like you will wait for me here
[MistressSylvia] i'd do anything for the huddled masses
[MistressSylvia] be a sugar and buy me a drink?
[Masterking] anything for my gorgeous lady...what would it be? whiskey?
[MistressSylvia] how about something form your homeland...
[Masterking] hey bartender, double vodka for this amazing lady!!! and hurry up, this lady cant wait!!
[MistressSylvia] aww, thanks you
[MistressSylvia] so why'd you leave your country?
[Masterking] here u are, my angel, taste piece of my homeland
[Masterking] we had really tough times there...no work, no money...and no chance to meet and take care of gorgeous young ladies like you, without resources...so i dediced to try my luck in this new world...and its not goin bad, i can tell u ;-)
[MistressSylvia] oh good!!
[MistressSylvia] what do you do? my dad owns a meat packing plant and can help get oyu work.
[Masterking] got different jobs from time to time, but still lookin for stable and serious job, so if u help me, i would owe u my whole life and i will do anyting for u, my saviour (im on my knees, passionately kissing lady's hand
[MistressSylvia] i form my hand into a tiny mouth and excited receive your french hand kisses
[Masterking] oh dear lady, ur hands r so soft and silky, i bet ur lips tastes like strawberries in a summer
[Masterking] lookin to ladies eyes passionately, waiting for that moment to come
[MistressSylvia] are you living in a tenement buiilding?
[Masterking] yes, my lady, its not a miracle, but still i have roof above my head
[MistressSylvia] oh good
[Masterking] would lady wish to visit my place?
[MistressSylvia] yes
[MistressSylvia] describe it to me in complete historical accuracy
[Masterking] quite complicated, but i can try it :-P
[MistressSylvia] accuracy makes me so hot
[Masterking] hmmm ;-)
[MistressSylvia] ahhhh
[Masterking] got small flat on a third floor in a block on 9th street in Hoboken
[MistressSylvia] omg i love cake boss!!!
[MistressSylvia] sorry back to the 20s
[Masterking] its ok ;-)
[Masterking] one room with bathroom with sink and toilet
[MistressSylvia] oh very nice a bathroom
[Masterking] window to the courtyard
[MistressSylvia] that is a very modern convenience
[MistressSylvia] yay no airshaft!!
[MistressSylvia] real window!!!!
[Masterking] i said it will be complicated :-P got no experiences with ny 20's achitecture ;-)
[MistressSylvia] its ok baby
[MistressSylvia] its all good
[Masterking] i dont know :-)
[Masterking] but if u say so ;-)
[Masterking] got nothing, but one bed and one closet inside
[MistressSylvia] how many men do you share the bed with?
[MistressSylvia] as is the custom in immigrant housing
[Masterking] with two, lady
[Masterking] thats why i wanna fin better job, so i can afford better place
[MistressSylvia] wanna study for your citizenship test with me?
[Masterking] it would be pleasure for me
[Masterking] im sure, u can teach me everything
[MistressSylvia] ok some questions
[MistressSylvia] Why did we fight the civil war?

(...2 minute pause)

[Masterking] because fo slavery?
[MistressSylvia] Exactly!
[MistressSylvia] you are on your way to being an american
[MistressSylvia] who was our last president (it's currently 1927)?

(...4 minute pause)

[Masterking] calvin coolidge
[MistressSylvia] right!
[MistressSylvia] you are so smart
[Masterking] thanx lady :-)
[MistressSylvia] What are the roots causes of our current emphasies on domestic policy over foreign relations? Why are we so isolationistic right now? Is this a prudent policy?
[MistressSylvia] (I'm touching myself right now)
[MistressSylvia] mmm
[MistressSylvia] u there?

(...10 minute pause)

[Masterking] yes im here :-)
[MistressSylvia] oh yay
[Masterking] cos usa always wanted to be economically independent, and first roots came dirung wrold war first, when they deciced to earn on war rahter to participate fom the start
[MistressSylvia] i'm so turned on by your intellectual ability
[MistressSylvia] we have sex
[MistressSylvia] you never knowing my real name
[MistressSylvia] welcome to america
*** Masterking has gone offline.

A Very Lonely Goatherd

You don't touch Julie Andrews. You don't touch her in bed with seven children. You just don't.


[shybuthard] hi
[MistressSylvia] hi
[shybuthard] how r u hon
[shybuthard] ?
[MistressSylvia] delightful
[shybuthard] interesting what r u up to?
[MistressSylvia] teaching my foundlings to sing
[shybuthard] im intrigued
[shybuthard] you are a gorgeous girl btw
[MistressSylvia] why thank you
[MistressSylvia] it’s why i had to leave the nunnery
[shybuthard] well im sure all guys are attracted to you
[shybuthard] i can't stop looking at your beauty
[MistressSylvia] thanks
[MistressSylvia] my employer thinks so too
[MistressSylvia] though he's dating someone else
[MistressSylvia] i just want him to notice me
[shybuthard] well i wish i could be that guy
[shybuthard] id be all over u
[shybuthard] give u such a good time
[MistressSylvia] the damn baroness
[MistressSylvia] ruining everything
[MistressSylvia] i just want to fill the house with music, if you know
what i mean?
[shybuthard] i know what u mean
[shybuthard] i wish i could do that for u
[MistressSylvia] so what are a few of your favorite things?
[MistressSylvia] mine include but are not limited to whiskers on
kittens and hot apple strudel
[shybuthard] i love going to the gym, and im a rly good hockey player
[shybuthard] lol
[shybuthard] you are an interesting person
[shybuthard] i like it
[MistressSylvia] aww thanks
[MistressSylvia] so can i welcome you into my lakehouse?
[shybuthard] id loved to be welcomed
[MistressSylvia] come on in
[MistressSylvia] i blow a whistle
[shybuthard] in i enter
[shybuthard] intrigued to see the place
[MistressSylvia] 7 children dressed in drapery fabric obediently enter and line up and say their names
[MistressSylvia] these are my foundlings
[shybuthard] ah
[MistressSylvia] i hardly have time to myself with these handfuls
[MistressSylvia] could use some me-time
[shybuthard] i dont mind helping
[MistressSylvia] oh yeah
[MistressSylvia] the kids sing a farewell song, using many different languages
[MistressSylvia] i ring a triangle and take you up to my room
[shybuthard] i enter your room
[shybuthard] curiously
[MistressSylvia] i let you in
[MistressSylvia] I’m wearing a lace nightgown that covers everything
[shybuthard] i walk in and jump on your bed
[MistressSylvia] there's a rapping at the window
[MistressSylvia] a busty young lady in sopping wet clothes comes in
[shybuthard] im shocked
[shybuthard] kinda scared
[MistressSylvia] "liesl!" i cry. what are you doing here?
[MistressSylvia] "frauline maria, im so sorry."
[MistressSylvia] "this is about a boy" i reply.
[shybuthard] im in freaking out
[MistressSylvia] calm down its just a storm
[MistressSylvia] thunder looks and sounds scary, but it cant hurt you
[shybuthard] i relax
[MistressSylvia] liesl tells me about her boyfriend rolf
[MistressSylvia] "he sounds like a nazi, dear"
[shybuthard] i listen
[MistressSylvia] she sings about being 16 going on 17 and being
capable of making her own decisions
[shybuthard] im fascinated
[MistressSylvia] the other children run in, afraid of the storm like you were
[MistressSylvia] i agree to let them all sleep in my bed
[MistressSylvia] you wanna sleep here too, i ask?
[shybuthard] only if im next to you
[MistressSylvia] what would captain von trapp say (or sing?)
[shybuthard] no idea
[MistressSylvia] ok sleep here between me and little gretel
[shybuthard] i cuddle with u
[MistressSylvia] i cuddle gretel
[shybuthard] i accidently touch your bossoms
[MistressSylvia] i'm deep in sleep, unaware as I’ve been out teaching
the kids their do-re-mis all day and twirling around the city
[shybuthard] i c u dont notice so i continue
[shybuthard] loving every moment
[MistressSylvia] gretel wakes up and cries
[MistressSylvia] Frauline Maria!
[MistressSylvia] The visitor is touching you
[shybuthard] i hesitate
[MistressSylvia] rolf comes
[MistressSylvia] and takes you away
[MistressSylvia] to somewhere...i don't ask questions
[MistressSylvia] in the morning i take the children into the
mountains and we escape austria forever
[shybuthard] why
[MistressSylvia] it's wwii, silly
[MistressSylvia] the nazis want captain von trapp to join his forces
[MistressSylvia] which he would never do
[MistressSylvia] also the baroness died or something
[MistressSylvia] now he wants me
[MistressSylvia] meaning i dont want you
[MistressSylvia] i sing a song about it
[shybuthard] i listen
[shybuthard] sad
[MistressSylvia] it's ok
[MistressSylvia] i get married at a big cathedral
[MistressSylvia] srsly my bridal train is liek a mile long
[shybuthard] wow
[MistressSylvia] dont worry you're invited
*** shybuthard has gone offline.

Do not pass Ho. This will cost a lot more than $200.

It's upsetting to know what he was probably doing every time he disappeared for several minutes after typing "mmmmmmmm."

[8inchdik] hey sexy
[MistressSylvia] hey crinkles
[8inchdik] crinkles?????
[MistressSylvia] just a lil affectionate nickname i came up with just now
[8inchdik] lol
[8inchdik] niiiice
[8inchdik] sooo what r u up to tonight
[MistressSylvia] i just got home from board gmae club
[8inchdik] niiice! did you enjoy yourself
[MistressSylvia] yes!!!! I LOVE BOARD GAMES SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
[8inchdik] lol
[8inchdik] what kind
[MistressSylvia] MONOPOLY
[8inchdik] very nice
[8inchdik] i suck, but enjoy it
[MistressSylvia] can i dom you
[8inchdik] fuck yes
[MistressSylvia] im rich uncle pennybags
[MistressSylvia] you're the terrier game piece
[MistressSylvia] ROLL
[8inchdik] mmmmmmmmmmmmmm rollin
[MistressSylvia] You roll a 7
[MistressSylvia] community chest
[MistressSylvia] draw a card
[MistressSylvia] DRAW
[8inchdik] ok....drawing
[8inchdik] what did i draw
[MistressSylvia] get out of jail free card
[MistressSylvia] keep that
[MistressSylvia] you'll need it later
[8inchdik] mmmm
[MistressSylvia] wait you're a doggy
[8inchdik] niiiice
[MistressSylvia] SPEAK ONLY WITH R AS THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY WORD
[8inchdik] r ru rfuckin rme
[8inchdik] lol
[MistressSylvia] oh yesss
[MistressSylvia] i twirl my cane menacingly
[MistressSylvia] ROLL DOGGY
[8inchdik] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rolling and wagging my tongue
[MistressSylvia] you get a 3
[MistressSylvia] visiting jail
[MistressSylvia] who are you visiting?
[MistressSylvia] PRISON EXCITEMENT INTERLUDE
[MistressSylvia] WHO ARE YOU VISITING DOGGY
[8inchdik] mmmm my ex gf
[8inchdik] ri rneed rto rbury rmy rbone
[MistressSylvia] good boy doggy
[MistressSylvia] I pet you with my cane
[MistressSylvia] ROLL!
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmm
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmrollin
[MistressSylvia] snake eyes
[MistressSylvia] EVEN NUMBERS MAKE ME CLITTY WITTY TREMBLE
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[8inchdik] rme ro
[MistressSylvia] do you want buy water works?
[MistressSylvia] ANSWER ME DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] OR IT'S GOING UP FOR AUCTION
[8inchdik] res
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] DOGGY YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
[8inchdik] ru roh
[MistressSylvia] you'll have to perform sexual favors on the top hat
[MistressSylvia] or you're going to jail
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[8inchdik] ro rk
[8inchdik] rets ro rit
[MistressSylvia] the top hat hops over to you
[8inchdik] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] what do yu do to the top hat doggy
[8inchdik] rump rit
[8inchdik] lol
[MistressSylvia] good boy doggy
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] i pet you with my cane
[MistressSylvia] the water works is yours
[8inchdik] rice re rike
[MistressSylvia] i give you a liver treat
[8inchdik] riiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
[8inchdik] rmmmmhhhmmm rmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] ROLL
[MistressSylvia] ROLL DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] THE RACE CAR IS GONNA WIN IF YOU DONT
[MistressSylvia] IT ALREADY HAS BALTIC
[MistressSylvia] AND ST JAMES
[8inchdik] rmmm rollin
[8inchdik] ruff ruff
[MistressSylvia] you roll a one
[MistressSylvia] CHEATER
[MistressSylvia] DOGGY IS CHEATING
[MistressSylvia] YOU CAN'T GET A ONE WITH TWO DICE
[MistressSylvia] BAD DOGGY
[8inchdik] ru roh
[MistressSylvia] you go to jail
[MistressSylvia] with your ex
[MistressSylvia] your filthy doggy ex
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] WORK OUT YOUR ISSUES
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] NOW
[8inchdik] rum rer ri rill
[MistressSylvia] IDENTIFY THE PERSONAL FAILINGS THAT LED TO THE BREAKUP
[MistressSylvia] SO YOU WONT BE CONDEMNED TO REPEAT THE PAST
[8inchdik] ri rus roo rhorny
[MistressSylvia] if you win the game, you can fuck me
[MistressSylvia] ROLL
[8inchdik] rrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmm
[8inchdik] rollin
[MistressSylvia] not doubles
[MistressSylvia] still in jail
[MistressSylvia] wanna pay or roll again?
[8inchdik] ru roh
[8inchdik] rme rhorny
[MistressSylvia] PAY OR ROLL
[MistressSylvia] NO TIME FOR SEX
[MistressSylvia] THE RACECAR HAS A MONOPOLY
[8inchdik] rhahah
[MistressSylvia] PAY OR ROLL DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] FOR MY LIFE AND YOURS
[MistressSylvia] my white moustache is prickling
[8inchdik] ro rkay
[8inchdik] rollin
[MistressSylvia] doubles! congrats
[MistressSylvia] a ten!
[MistressSylvia] free parking
[MistressSylvia] you get $500
[MistressSylvia] what are you going to do with that money doggy?
[8inchdik] rbuy ru
[8inchdik] rhat rould ri ro
[MistressSylvia] NO
[MistressSylvia] FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS IS NOT ENOUGH
[MistressSylvia] I'M NOT A CHEAP WHORE
[MistressSylvia] I'M FUCKING RICH UNCLE PENNYBAGS
[MistressSylvia] BAD DOGGY
[MistressSylvia] I HIT YOU WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS
[8inchdik] ruuuuck rmeeeee
[8inchdik] rollin rand raggin ry rtail
[MistressSylvia] 12
[MistressSylvia] your on the racecar's boardwalk
[MistressSylvia] its a hotel
[MistressSylvia] describe how you put things into mortgage
[MistressSylvia] DESCRIBE
[8inchdik] rot rfollowing....ri roggy...ri rupid
[MistressSylvia] YOU LOSE
[MistressSylvia] RACECAR WINS
[MistressSylvia] IT FUCKS ME WITH ITS TAILPIPE
[MistressSylvia] I MOAN
[MistressSylvia] OOOOOH EXhaust pipe
[MistressSylvia] YEASzf2qb
[MistressSylvia] ouhbv w
[MistressSylvia] MMMM
[MistressSylvia] i touch its leather interior
[MistressSylvia] sooo smooth on my ass
[8inchdik] rmmmmmm
[8inchdik] riiiiiice
[MistressSylvia] doggy are you watching
[MistressSylvia] do you like what you see doggy
[MistressSylvia] i twirl my moustache between my finers
[8inchdik] resssss
[8inchdik] rmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[MistressSylvia] clean up the board doggy
[MistressSylvia] lick it up
[8inchdik] rery rice
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[8inchdik] rick rick
[8inchdik] rmmmmm
[8inchdik] ruck rme
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] i fuck you
[MistressSylvia] with my cane
[MistressSylvia] then start organizing the bank
*** 8inchdik has gone offline.

More of me to love

How does one assess the fatness of one's pussy?

[turk1] hey
[turk1] how r u
[MistressSylvia] fanta tastic
[turk1] u so hot
[MistressSylvia] got my grape fanta
[MistressSylvia] my pet pig, willis
[MistressSylvia] my soaps
[MistressSylvia] can't complain
[MistressSylvia] how are you?
[turk1] lol
[turk1] good and u
[turk1] do u have a yahoo
[MistressSylvia] no, just yoo hoo
[MistressSylvia] so chocolicious
[turk1] lol
[turk1] let get durty
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] let's be two pigs
[MistressSylvia] my name is misses oinks
[MistressSylvia] you're twirlytail
[MistressSylvia] what do you do piggy?
[turk1] u make my name up
[turk1] look at your sexy body
[MistressSylvia] describe my sexy pig body
[MistressSylvia] mmmm
[turk1] thick fat ass big tits
[turk1] describe my dick
[MistressSylvia] curly like your tail
[turk1] lol
[turk1] how fat is yo pussy
[MistressSylvia] chunkalicius
[MistressSylvia] he eats too much fancy feast
[MistressSylvia] i should feed him less
[MistressSylvia] but he looks so cute while he eats
*** turk1 has gone offline.

I'm such a chocoholic

Don't forget to go see Julie and Julia, premiering tonight at midnight. Check your local listings. Passion. Ambition. Butter. Do you have what it takes?

[UncleTrips] Hey gorgeous, what are you up to???
*** UncleTrips has sent you a friend request. Accept or reject in profile tab.
[MistressSylvia] i'm just studing for my art history final
[UncleTrips] cool, take a break
[UncleTrips] What brings you here?
[UncleTrips] Heeelllooo???
[MistressSylvia] hiiiiiiii
[MistressSylvia] im here to meet a husband
[MistressSylvia] mama says i should start looking because im too much
of a financial drain
[UncleTrips] lol, well...what do you have to offer?
[MistressSylvia] ican cook chocolate that makes people fall in love
and have hot steamy animal sex
[UncleTrips] tell me about the hot steamy animal sex.
[UncleTrips] Heeelllooo???
[UncleTrips] Are you there?
[MistressSylvia] sorry sorry
[MistressSylvia] i went to et the reicpe!!
[MistressSylvia] i'll tell you how to make it
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] you're oing to need half apound of velveeta
[MistressSylvia] 1 cup of butter
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] 1 tsp vanilla extract and a cup of chopped nuts
[MistressSylvia] 2 boxes of confectioners sugar
[MistressSylvia] 1/2 cup cocoa powder
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] the cheese is really where the magic's at!!
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] first you want to melt the butter in a saucepan over
medium heat
[MistressSylvia] put the cheese in there too
[MistressSylvia] mmm yeah it's gonna melt up real good
[MistressSylvia] is this making you hard baby
[UncleTrips] anything else?
[UncleTrips] can i melt the butter on you?
[MistressSylvia] oh yes
[MistressSylvia] but not after it's been in the pan!!! butterburns are
sooo nasty
[MistressSylvia] once its all melted toether add the vanilla and the nuts
[UncleTrips] ok
[MistressSylvia] sift together the dry ingredients
[MistressSylvia] and slowly fold in the molten mixture
[MistressSylvia] the fudge will be very stiff
[MistressSylvia] like your cock
[UncleTrips] yes, very
[MistressSylvia] i pur the fudge onto your penis
[MistressSylvia] it looks like a turd now
[UncleTrips] and its pretty hot too
[MistressSylvia] i cover my hands in buttter
[MistressSylvia] and begin to shape the fudge
[MistressSylvia] im making a sculpture
[UncleTrips] i like that
[MistressSylvia] what do you want your chocodick to look like?
[UncleTrips] I want it to look like whateer you like to suck on
[MistressSylvia] Turkey leg
[MistressSylvia] I make a big juicy chocoturkey leg
[UncleTrips] excellent
[UncleTrips] are you naked while you are doing all of this?
[MistressSylvia] yes
[MistressSylvia] i'm wearing a kiss the cook apron
[MistressSylvia] bacon grease stains painting a picture of a life of toil
[UncleTrips] and nothing else I hope
*** UncleTrips has gone offline.

Hoetry

Because of our schedules, Alex and I usually don't have time to see each other until ungodly hours of the night and into the morning. Needless to say, most of our "victims" end up being from other parts of the world. And now, a trip to Ireland!!

[jibblyjib] hey there sylvia

[MistressSylvia] hey jibbly

[MistressSylvia] thats a great name

[MistressSylvia] where'd you find it?

[jibblyjib] thanks

[MistressSylvia] is it from joyce?

[MistressSylvia] i love james joyce

[jibblyjib] nope

[jibblyjib] it from james

[MistressSylvia] henry james!!!!

[jibblyjib] james ryan actually

[MistressSylvia] oh

[MistressSylvia] tell me a limerick

[MistressSylvia] now!

[MistressSylvia] while i rub myself to the syncopation

[jibblyjib] There was an Old Man in a tree,Who was horribly bored by a Bee;When they said, 'Does it buzz?'He replied, 'Yes, it does!''It's a regular brute of a Bee!'

[MistressSylvia] oh yeahs

[MistressSylvia] o good

[MistressSylvia] haiku

[MistressSylvia] hauku!~!!!

[jibblyjib] I like Cottage Cheese Cottage Cheese is my favorite Yummy Cottage Cheese

[MistressSylvia] MMMMMMM

[MistressSylvia] MY CLIT IS ON FIRE

[MistressSylvia] SONNET SONNET SONNET

[jibblyjib] it shouldnt be

[jibblyjib] that waa senryu not a huiku

[jibblyjib] haikus are serious nd senryu is commical

[jibblyjib] nd i hate writing sonnets!

[MistressSylvia] ok

[MistressSylvia] make an acrostic about my tits

[jibblyjib] too sexy to believe,i want my cock between them,to fuck until ecstasy,shower them with my cum

[MistressSylvia] OMG OMG

[MistressSylvia] OMMMM

[MistressSylvia] MMMMM

[MistressSylvia] i just came

[MistressSylvia] yes yes yes to quote molly bloom from jame joyce's ulysses