The Final Frontier

It's so beautiful...

[theguyuwant] hey ther
[MistressSylvia] hi
[theguyuwant] hpw u doin sexy
[MistressSylvia] sparkly
[MistressSylvia] i got so much body glitter everywhere
[theguyuwant] can i sparkle with u
[MistressSylvia] the package was so hard to open
[MistressSylvia] it just sprayed everything
[MistressSylvia] yes, please sparkle with me
[MistressSylvia] we'll be like two shining stars atwinkle
[theguyuwant] great lol
[theguyuwant] exactly
[theguyuwant] btw did u say ur ugly
[theguyuwant] ur sexy as fuck
[MistressSylvia] aww thanks
[MistressSylvia] wanna rp starsex
[theguyuwant] i would love to lol
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] i'm the north star
[MistressSylvia] bright and constant
[MistressSylvia] who do you want to be?
[theguyuwant] the BIG dipper
[theguyuwant] how we gonna do this lol
[MistressSylvia] i wink at you
[theguyuwant] i float my ass over to u
[theguyuwant] hello?
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle
[theguyuwant] i twinkle back
[theguyuwant] from my crotch
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle from each nipple
[theguyuwant] my twinkler becomes a lil bigger and shinier
[MistressSylvia] i twinkle brighter
[theguyuwant] can u join forces and make a brighter star?
[MistressSylvia] ok
[MistressSylvia] lets try it
[theguyuwant] k...
[theguyuwant] ii shimmer toward u twinkler twinkiling
[MistressSylvia] you penetrate me at hypersonic speed, over 600 kilometers a second, setting up a massive shock wave that would compress and heat the entire sun above thermonuclear ignition temperatures
[theguyuwant] yes absolutely
[theguyuwant] its something like weve never had
[MistressSylvia]it takes only an hour for you to smash through, but the damage is irreversible
[theguyuwant] but to us its lightnig speed
[MistressSylvia] mmmm oh yeah
[theguyuwant] god damn i keep looking at ur pic
[MistressSylvia] our super-heatedness releases as much fusion energy in that hour as it normally does in 100 million years. the buildup of pressure would force gas outward at speeds far above escape velocity
[theguyuwant] its makin me so horny
[theguyuwant] where r u from in the us
[MistressSylvia] cape canaveral
[theguyuwant] o shit
[theguyuwant] come to cali
[theguyuwant] haha
[MistressSylvia] within a few hours you would have blown yourself apart. meanwhile the agent of this catastrophe, I, would continue blithely on my way--not that we would be around to care about the injustice of it all
[MistressSylvia] then i explode and become a supernova
[theguyuwant] oooo i like
[MistressSylvia] then a massively dense black hole
[theguyuwant] nooo
[MistressSylvia] you're in the event horizon
[MistressSylvia] be careful
[MistressSylvia] escape while you still have time
[theguyuwant] i barely escape
[MistressSylvia] i am infinitely dense
[MistressSylvia] and cannot see you because light cannot escape me
[theguyuwant] so what do i do!
[MistressSylvia] tell my story
[MistressSylvia] tell our story
[MistressSylvia] dont let it be forgotten
[theguyuwant] i will!
[MistressSylvia] goodbye, my twinkling friend and lover
[MistressSylvia] ...goodbye
[MistressSylvia] omg i just came
*** theguyuwant has gone offline.

Such Majestic Creatures

I only wish it could have lasted even longer.

[darkterry] hey
[MistressSylvia] hi
[darkterry] how are you doin
[MistressSylvia] horny as a panda on chinese new year
[darkterry] lol
[darkterry] so i guess pandas are the horniest animals
[MistressSylvia] are they ever!!
[MistressSylvia] wanna do some panda rp
[darkterry] that some original rp
[MistressSylvia] mmmm but it get my clit hard
[darkterry] ok sure you start
[MistressSylvia] i'm sitting in a forest of tall, verdant and leafy bamboo
[MistressSylvia] crunching on a lone stalk
[MistressSylvia] hidden from you behind a sensual veil of more bamboo
[darkterry] searching for bamboo, i stumble across you
[MistressSylvia] startled, i drop my bamboo, chewing disdainfully
[darkterry] notice the bamboo droppin and look at you suprised and excited
[MistressSylvia] the chinese researchers behind the glass partition giddily squeal, knowing we may breed
[MistressSylvia] their squeals startle me
[MistressSylvia] i drop more bamboo
[MistressSylvia] and look around with wide, black, panda eyes
[darkterry] i approach you and take one bamboo and give it to you
[MistressSylvia] i make a crooning noise
[MistressSylvia] i take the bamboo and lick your paw
[MistressSylvia] it is soft and smells of bamboo, my favorite
[darkterry] i make a panda moan as i watch you doin it
[MistressSylvia] i make a panda sandwich out of 2 pieces of bamboo and a small grub
[darkterry] i take the sandwich and put it in your mouth and eat it with you
[MistressSylvia] mwwaahahamwa
[MistressSylvia] i say eating it giddily
[darkterry] i rub my nose against yours
[MistressSylvia] i purr like a civet cat
[MistressSylvia] a close relative of ours
[darkterry] i lick your nose with my tongue
[MistressSylvia] suddenly, a chinese researchers shoots at me with a blowdart
[MistressSylvia] i make a gutteral noise as my head falls to the bamboo leaf foliage below
*** darkterry has gone offline.

Just Dance

This poor guy had no idea what was going on. And neither did we. Thanks Google!

[gb69] wanna chat
[MistressSylvia] i wanna take a ride on your disco stick
[gb69] do you like it
[MistressSylvia] I like you a lot, lot, think you're really hot, hot
[gb69] im glad - would certainly enjoy it if you were riding it
[MistressSylvia] Need a man who likes it rough. Likes it rough, likes it rough (baby likes it a-rough)
[gb69] would certainly like to give to you rough - fuck you hard hey..
[MistressSylvia] The only place you'll want to be Is underneath my Christmas tree
[gb69] sunds good to me - what a gift..
[MistressSylvia] I'd love a boat by the beach on the west coast. Oh yeah. And I'd enjoy some fine champagne while my girls toast. Oh yeah.
[gb69] if you say so,
[MistressSylvia] Oh, why dontcha?
[gb69] of course i do..
[MistressSylvia] Shake your kitty (meow)
[gb69] just put my photo the profile - you like
[MistressSylvia] Don't be dirty ice cream, baby
[gb69] love cream babes
[gb69] what do you like to lick
[MistressSylvia] That's money, honey
*** gb69 has gone offline.

The De Vil Within Her.

[Essentially_Hung] care to talk dirty?
[MistressSylvia] oh yeah
[Essentially_Hung] what are you wearing?
[MistressSylvia] a yellow fur coat with a billowing collar
[MistressSylvia] a tiny black dress
[MistressSylvia] sassy, sexy red heels
[Essentially_Hung] sexy
[MistressSylvia] and a long cigarette holder
[Essentially_Hung] sexier
[MistressSylvia] and a purse made of small animal tails
[Essentially_Hung] you should get naked
[MistressSylvia] darling, never! fashion first
[Essentially_Hung] are you at least not wearing underwear?
[MistressSylvia] i am. it is made of baby penguin skin
[Essentially_Hung] is it crotchless?
[MistressSylvia] of course
[MistressSylvia] because baby penguins don’t have crotches
[MistressSylvia] wanna help make a fantasy I’ve been having a reality?
[Essentially_Hung] what did you have in mind?
[MistressSylvia] well...*i lick my lips seductively*
[MistressSylvia] i want...
[MistressSylvia] well, i need...
[Essentially_Hung] yes
[Essentially_Hung] well?
[MistressSylvia] PUPPIES!
*** Essentially_Hung has gone offline.

Listen! Hey!

[theguyuwant] hey!
[theguyuwant] id love to chat with u
[MistressSylvia] oh boy!
[MistressSylvia] i love to chat!
[MistressSylvia] especially with myself
[theguyuwant] haha
[theguyuwant] wow
[theguyuwant] attitude
[theguyuwant] aight i see
[theguyuwant] i can throw it back dont worry
[MistressSylvia] ooo
[MistressSylvia] i like your style
[MistressSylvia] sexysnookies
[theguyuwant] sexysnookies
[theguyuwant] thats a new one
[MistressSylvia] i got a whole purse full
[MistressSylvia] and some in my bra
[theguyuwant] haha
[theguyuwant] would love to see those
[MistressSylvia] you cant see them with the naked eye
[theguyuwant] well how can u see em
[MistressSylvia] a lens of truth
[theguyuwant] where can i get that
[MistressSylvia] it's in a chest
[MistressSylvia] by a cemetery
[theguyuwant] where s the cemetery
[MistressSylvia] it's by the village with the windmill
[MistressSylvia] it's guarded by skeletons
[theguyuwant] this is ridiculous lol
*** theguyuwant has gone offline
[MistressSylvia] Hey, listen. Fuck you!

Zoinks

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A Return to Normalcy

This post brought to you by Mrs. P's 4th period AP US History.

[Masterking] hello there ;-)
[MistressSylvia] hey there cutie patootie
[Masterking] up to some no strings online fun? :-)
[MistressSylvia] you know it big boy
[Masterking] finally somebody who dont mess around
[MistressSylvia] never
[MistressSylvia] ever!
[Masterking] well, well, thats young lady!
[MistressSylvia] so you wanna rp something steamy?
[Masterking] i heard about your passion for cocks and one is ready for u here...even on cam, if u wish
[MistressSylvia] i need a little foreplay
[MistressSylvia] a situation a setting
[MistressSylvia] set the scene while i get the necessary lotions
[Masterking] as u wish, lady
[Masterking] im a twitchy foreign guy who meet classy, but naughty lady i a bar
[MistressSylvia] ooh it's a prohibition era speakeasy
[MistressSylvia] my name is Flats McTeague
[MistressSylvia] hello twitchy stranger
[Masterking] oh, hi...he-hello, beautiful lady, let me introduce myself, my name is Martin Korkowski
[MistressSylvia] why hello, gorgeous. how are you liking the roaring 20s?
[Masterking] im fresh immigrant from Europe...i escaped from my poord country, tryin to fullfill my dreams in this country of endless possibilities...
[Masterking] and i think, i just met one of my dreams
[MistressSylvia] aww, you're sweet
[MistressSylvia] how was the crossing?
[Masterking] it was really hard, beautiful lady, 3 weeks in a stokehold of steam boat made me a tough guy...can't u see it on my rough hands?
[Masterking] (touching ladys cheek softly)
[Masterking] oh, excuse my bad manners lady, didnt want to ruin that beauty with my dirty hands...
[MistressSylvia] aww it's ok
[MistressSylvia] how was Ellis island?
[Masterking] i was like heavens gate for us, with that majestic statue of liberty...we were born again, when we entered this paradise...never thought angel like you will wait for me here
[MistressSylvia] i'd do anything for the huddled masses
[MistressSylvia] be a sugar and buy me a drink?
[Masterking] anything for my gorgeous lady...what would it be? whiskey?
[MistressSylvia] how about something form your homeland...
[Masterking] hey bartender, double vodka for this amazing lady!!! and hurry up, this lady cant wait!!
[MistressSylvia] aww, thanks you
[MistressSylvia] so why'd you leave your country?
[Masterking] here u are, my angel, taste piece of my homeland
[Masterking] we had really tough times there...no work, no money...and no chance to meet and take care of gorgeous young ladies like you, without resources...so i dediced to try my luck in this new world...and its not goin bad, i can tell u ;-)
[MistressSylvia] oh good!!
[MistressSylvia] what do you do? my dad owns a meat packing plant and can help get oyu work.
[Masterking] got different jobs from time to time, but still lookin for stable and serious job, so if u help me, i would owe u my whole life and i will do anyting for u, my saviour (im on my knees, passionately kissing lady's hand
[MistressSylvia] i form my hand into a tiny mouth and excited receive your french hand kisses
[Masterking] oh dear lady, ur hands r so soft and silky, i bet ur lips tastes like strawberries in a summer
[Masterking] lookin to ladies eyes passionately, waiting for that moment to come
[MistressSylvia] are you living in a tenement buiilding?
[Masterking] yes, my lady, its not a miracle, but still i have roof above my head
[MistressSylvia] oh good
[Masterking] would lady wish to visit my place?
[MistressSylvia] yes
[MistressSylvia] describe it to me in complete historical accuracy
[Masterking] quite complicated, but i can try it :-P
[MistressSylvia] accuracy makes me so hot
[Masterking] hmmm ;-)
[MistressSylvia] ahhhh
[Masterking] got small flat on a third floor in a block on 9th street in Hoboken
[MistressSylvia] omg i love cake boss!!!
[MistressSylvia] sorry back to the 20s
[Masterking] its ok ;-)
[Masterking] one room with bathroom with sink and toilet
[MistressSylvia] oh very nice a bathroom
[Masterking] window to the courtyard
[MistressSylvia] that is a very modern convenience
[MistressSylvia] yay no airshaft!!
[MistressSylvia] real window!!!!
[Masterking] i said it will be complicated :-P got no experiences with ny 20's achitecture ;-)
[MistressSylvia] its ok baby
[MistressSylvia] its all good
[Masterking] i dont know :-)
[Masterking] but if u say so ;-)
[Masterking] got nothing, but one bed and one closet inside
[MistressSylvia] how many men do you share the bed with?
[MistressSylvia] as is the custom in immigrant housing
[Masterking] with two, lady
[Masterking] thats why i wanna fin better job, so i can afford better place
[MistressSylvia] wanna study for your citizenship test with me?
[Masterking] it would be pleasure for me
[Masterking] im sure, u can teach me everything
[MistressSylvia] ok some questions
[MistressSylvia] Why did we fight the civil war?

(...2 minute pause)

[Masterking] because fo slavery?
[MistressSylvia] Exactly!
[MistressSylvia] you are on your way to being an american
[MistressSylvia] who was our last president (it's currently 1927)?

(...4 minute pause)

[Masterking] calvin coolidge
[MistressSylvia] right!
[MistressSylvia] you are so smart
[Masterking] thanx lady :-)
[MistressSylvia] What are the roots causes of our current emphasies on domestic policy over foreign relations? Why are we so isolationistic right now? Is this a prudent policy?
[MistressSylvia] (I'm touching myself right now)
[MistressSylvia] mmm
[MistressSylvia] u there?

(...10 minute pause)

[Masterking] yes im here :-)
[MistressSylvia] oh yay
[Masterking] cos usa always wanted to be economically independent, and first roots came dirung wrold war first, when they deciced to earn on war rahter to participate fom the start
[MistressSylvia] i'm so turned on by your intellectual ability
[MistressSylvia] we have sex
[MistressSylvia] you never knowing my real name
[MistressSylvia] welcome to america
*** Masterking has gone offline.