I just can't relate to the otter

What's the baby otter suckin' on? His bottle! 

[cakeboy1989] i want you to get on your knees and worship my cock
[mistresssylvia] tell me what it looks like so i can construct a totem
[mistresssylvia] describe it baby
[mistresssylvia] but only with adverbs
[cakeboy1989] smooth, nice round head
[mistresssylvia] like a baby!
[cakeboy1989] 6 inchs
[cakeboy1989] nice round balls
[cakeboy1989] a little curve
[mistresssylvia] how many balls?
[cakeboy1989] 2 round balls in my sack
[mistresssylvia] that's good that hey are round
[mistresssylvia] my great-uncle's were pyramidal
[cakeboy1989] they are kinda swollen a lil, havnt jerkd ina couple of days
[mistresssylvia] um, you should get some talcum powder
[cakeboy1989] think you can help me out? they are just cum filld
[mistresssylvia] ya just take it out and give it some nice long strokes
[mistresssylvia] pretend its a newborn sea otter whose mother abandoned it
[cakeboy1989] any chance you could give me cyber head or talk dirty? that always help when i jerk off
[mistresssylvia] ok
[mistresssylvia] im a marine biologist
[mistresssylvia] i just found the baby otter (your penis)
[cakeboy1989] ok...kinda confused
[cakeboy1989] so your going to help out this baby otter?
[mistresssylvia] i rub it
[mistresssylvia] and kiss its head
[mistresssylvia] its so soft
[mistresssylvia] it tastes so salty
[mistresssylvia] like sea water
[cakeboy1989] it feels good
[cakeboy1989] make this otter feel good
[mistresssylvia] i feed him some fresh shrimp and he tries to open it with a rock on his belly
[cakeboy1989] what???
[mistresssylvia] i stroke his back
[mistresssylvia] faster and faster
[cakeboy1989] are you still helpn me with my cum filled balls?
[mistresssylvia] his whiskers twitch in happiness
[mistresssylvia] your penis is the otter, silly
[cakeboy1989] its just a differ concept thats all bit differnt
[mistresssylvia] i like it different
[cakeboy1989] its kinda hard to follow but i think i got it now
[cakeboy1989] ok please continue
[mistresssylvia] awesome
[mistresssylvia] omg the baby otter can talk
[mistresssylvia] what does it say?
[mistresssylvia] what does the otter want
[mistresssylvia] what makes it happy
[cakeboy1989] being put all the way in your mouth lol
[cakeboy1989] back and belly rub at the same time
[mistresssylvia] im rubbing its belly
[mistresssylvia] and licking the top of his little otter head
[mistresssylvia] and tickling his toes
[mistresssylvia] (ur balls)
[mistresssylvia] furry, furry toes
[cakeboy1989] mmm
[mistresssylvia] the otter moans
[mistresssylvia] i rub him so hard and fast
[mistresssylvia] i want to make it vomit up its prawns
[mistresssylvia] i want shrimp to cover me
[mistresssylvia] so i keep rubbing
[mistresssylvia] his slick oily fur
[mistresssylvia] he was recently rescued from a natural disaster
[cakeboy1989] ya make me nice and wet
[mistresssylvia] its all wet and i can pet it so efficiently now
[mistresssylvia] i give him a hug
[cakeboy1989] my tummy hurts
[mistresssylvia] oh no
[mistresssylvia] i pat your back
[mistresssylvia] harder and harder
[mistresssylvia] but not too hard cause you're a baby
[cakeboy1989] make me a man
[cakeboy1989] this isnt really workn =(
[cakeboy1989] i just cant relate to the otther
[cakeboy1989] otter