A Trip Across the Pond

Alex and I decided to do a British-government themed roleplay when a quick inspection of this fellow's profile informed us that he resided in the U.K. It also informed us that he had a very large penis.

[MistressSylvia] wanna rp?
[simonthelegend] what do u like babe?
[MistressSylvia] well considering how amazing your cock is
[MistressSylvia] wanna be a Master of Parliament?
[MistressSylvia] and i'll be a constituent
[MistressSylvia] then the Prime Minister listening to your problem
[simonthelegend] sounds good babe
[MistressSylvia] oh yeah
[MistressSylvia] tell me what your office is like, Master of Parliament
[simonthelegend] large office with white walls, big old wooden desk
right in the middle, big window behind the desk
[MistressSylvia] oh yeah...
[MistressSylvia] Hello, Sir
[simonthelegend] hello
[MistressSylvia] sir, my village is in complete shambles
[MistressSylvia] what will you do about it?
[MistressSylvia] i'm a mid-40s frumpy housefrau with a light mustache and a mop
[simonthelegend] well i have a few options to consider
[simonthelegend] but at the moment ur village has not much to offer me
[simonthelegend] but im sure u and me can work somthing out
[MistressSylvia] i fuck you hard and long
[MistressSylvia] we finish
[MistressSylvia] now what can you do about my village?
[simonthelegend] i will go to the pm, we will be looking at investing
in a big sporting event to bring in new revanue
[MistressSylvia] oh yeah
[MistressSylvia] that makes me bloomers all ruffled
[simonthelegend] is there any thing else i can help u with wile ur here?
[MistressSylvia] that's all
[MistressSylvia] best of luck with the PM
[MistressSylvia] I leave
[simonthelegend] a wile later i come to ur house, knock knock at the door
[MistressSylvia] hi simon!
[MistressSylvia] welcome
[MistressSylvia] any news?
[simonthelegend] great news the pm is willing to invest in the town,
they are starting the work on the roads and paths in the next few
weeks